Daniel Radcliffe may well be the face of Harry Potter, but he’s already made great headway towards getting away from being pigeonholed.
The way he went about this was to go on stage and get his penis out. It’s a classic technique, and one we’ve surely all practiced at some point in our lives. If we have the necessary equipment, of course.
But what happens when you’re pottering about (PUN!) getting your bits out on stage around the same time that the new chapter in a kids film, in which you star, is coming out? Well, kids, Harry Potter 6 gets pushed back eight months, if the wild, rampant and ker-azy speculation is to be believed.
Yes kids – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince isn’t coming out because of Daniel Radcliffe‘s penis. That is one of the greatest sentences we’ve ever had to write, even if it isn’t actually definitely true.