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Top Trumps: The Donald Lays Claim To Gaga’s Career

December 21st, 2011 By Kris Silver

Donald Trump is a man of many talents; he pioneered the modern day comb over, he discovered that President Obama was actually a Senegalese street cleaner called Babacar Ousamane, causing him to resign from the Presidency and is rumoured to have been the man who killed Kim Jong-il, with a Chuck Norris style roundhouse.

But now, ?The Donald,? as he is known, has made his most audacious claim yet, he (and he alone) is personally responsible for the meteoric rise to fame of the 21^st Century musical behemoth, Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga Warned “Adele May Want To Eat You”; Lesbian Fan Fiction Goes Wild

November 14th, 2011 By Robin Darke

Normally when we see the ridiculous antics of groups of girls and younger gays on Twitter, clubbing together to form an online ?army? and ruining Trending Topics for everyone, we usually want them all to die in a Lady Gaga inspired fire.

There's armies for One Direction, Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole; if you're a modern popstar cum bumwipe, chances are you\’ll have yourself an army of devoted fans eventually.

But what happens when Armies turn bad? Well, that's what Adele is finding out as she is getting some awful things said about her over Twitter recently. Truthful and hilarious, but still awful things.

Lady GaGa Biopic In The Works, Despite Her Only Being Famous For 30 Seconds

October 5th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a woman obsessed by fame. She loves it. She likes the idea, the smell, the taste and the lumpy feel of it. She would wouldn’t she? She hasn’t been famous long enough to become jaded by the idea.

It’s all one big, vague art project to her.

And despite the fact she’s only been famous for the blink of a mayfly’s eye, that hasn’t stopped people wanting to cash in on her own clamber to the top of the popular culture pole. Let it be noted that by ‘pole’, we mean a long, slippery stick rather than a man from Warsaw. If becoming famous was as simple as humping a Polish gentleman, we’d all be at it, right? Just us? Oh.

Lady GaGa Nearly Gets Off With Glassy Eyed Britney Spears While In Drag

August 30th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Do you know who Jo Calderone is? No. Well it’s Lady Gaga in men’s underpants. Okay? And when GaGa dons some skiddy briefs, drops the ‘s’ from ‘she’, all kinds of mischief can be had, including trying to molest Britney Spears who still has the look of a mental ward about her.

Great scenes, especially given that Jo Calderone is an anagram of ‘Cajole Drone’ – the only sensible suggestion we’ve got for an analogy concerning this pair mating (or ‘Re: Jade Colon’).

Calderone presented Britney Spears with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award (no idea what that means) and tried to dry-hump the awardee on-stage before nipping off to the men’s toilets do urinate everywhere that isn’t the urinal itself. That’s impressive staying in character.

Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

August 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies.

And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories.

That’s right bap-fans – GaGa is getting them out again, this time while singing a jazzy (read ‘Bublesque’) version of her latest record, You & I. And yes, you can be disappointed in it over the jump.

Lady GaGa Becomes Moving Meat Target For Sharks

August 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is learning to surf. Ain’t that great? She’s learning to surf in Mexico’s Puerto Vallarta, which must be a lovely way to spend your time. Don’t bother with all that Promoting Your New Single lark. Just take your bushy bushy blonde hairdo to the beach and go surfin’.

The best news is that she’s making “excellent progress”. Aren’t you glad?

Of course, we’re hoping that she’s learning to surf, so she can eventually don her meat frock and ride the waves as a moving target for sharks. If you’re famous and want to make the transition to Legend, then it is a good idea to die young, and die weird. What could be better than getting yourself into the annals of rock history by being mauled to death by a Great White while surfing in a dress made of beef? She should learn shark and shout “You guys are pussies! You guys get beat up by those bitch bottlenose dolphins!” too.

Decoded: Lady GaGa’s Warning In ‘You And I’ That You Should Never Mix Ice Cream With Fish

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!”

This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no different as it features a sexually charged GaGa (or three) messing about with vomit, mermaids, quiffs and Heston Blumenthal.

What? Really? Yes. It’s all a warning about the perils of mixing fish with ice-cream.

Bette Midler Wants To Punch Lady GaGa Right On The Fishy Wheelchair

July 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars.

This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted with wheels, that’s what.

That’s right kiddiekins! GaGa has done one of her daft performances again, taking to the stage in a wheelchair while dressed as a mermaid. Of course, everyone has thrown up their lunch with disgust, spelling the word ‘vile’ out with their stomach lining. As disgusting and hate-filled toward the disabled GaGa is, Bette Midler would also like everyone to know that she hates people in wheelchairs too!

Lady GaGa Isn’t Exploiting Gays, Rather, Setting Up An Army To Take Over The World

July 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Stand up for the gays and you get accused of being a gay yourself. That’s the law of the schoolyard. However, when you’re massively famous and acknowledge that you don’t mind which gender you have sex with, the catcalls need to be shifted slightly.

So, in the instance that accusing Lady GaGa of being a big gay, we need to find another way of attacking her for her fondness for the gay community.

That’s it! We can accuse her of exploiting our homosexual chums! That’s right! Turn the gays against her because, as we all know through many stereotypes in the media, the gays are really good at giving people a vicious tongue-lashing. Never cross the gays. Of course, in the middle of all this, GaGa is shrugging and saying “But… I genuinely do like the gays.”

Lady GaGa Accused Of Stealing From The Corpses Of Japan

June 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Lady Gaga has been praised for raising awareness for relief efforts in sorting Japan out after the dreadful tsunami that struck the country down. However, like the world’s most weirdly dressed graverobber, she’s been accused of pocketing a load of money that should’ve gone to blighted country.

Less Bad Romance and more bad finance. Sorry. That’s easily the worst joke we’ve ever written.

Anyway, there’s some federal class action lawsuiting going on which is pointing at Gaga and saying that she’s jacked up the shipping costs on the “We Pray for Japan” wristbands she was flogging and keeping a portion of the profits herself, despite saying that all proceeds would go to directly to relief efforts. In fairness, she has a very expensive wardrobe to pay for. Surely Japan doesn’t mind?