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Everyone From Twilight Still Banging On About Rachelle Lefevre

by Stuart Heritage

If you’re a Twilight fan, you’ve got an important choice – do you prefer Bryce Dallas Howard or Rachelle Lefevre?

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Twilight: Eclipse – Rachelle Lefevre Gets A Strop On

by Stuart Heritage

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was probably going to be the biggest film of Rachelle Lefevre’s entire career.

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Twilight: Eclipse – Bryce Dallas Howard Is Your New Hate Target, Fangirls

by Stuart Heritage

Oh no. Twilight has started swapping its actors around again, and you know how furious that makes its fans.

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Twilight 3 Director Really, Really Hates Twilight

by Stuart Heritage

Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Is it faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human?

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Twilight 3: Coming Out About Three Seconds After Twilight 2

by Stuart Heritage

Good news, Twilight fans – the producers have realised that you’ll all hate Twilight the instant you hit puberty.

Seriously, they’re chucking the buggers out. Although the first Twilight movie was only released about 10 minutes ago, Twilight 2 is coming out in November – and now it’s been announced that Twilight 3 is coming out seven months after that.

It’s a bit like when pea-growers freeze their peas minutes quickly before they stop being fresh – except this is about rubbish Christianemo films instead of peas, and a chronic fear of Robert Pattinson getting bald and even more facially warped instead of some off peas.

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