Articles tagged with: Eclipse
OOOOOH – Twilight 3 Has A Red Barn In It – OOOOOH
As anyone who's anyone already knows, the Twilight series revolves around several gay vampires struggling to marry in California or something. Will the state's senate hear their pleas? Rumor has it we'll find out in the third film - Eclipse. Everyone's filming in a red barn right now, and the commonly accepted speculation is that this is where the bloodiest gay hoedown in cinematic history is supposed to take place. In the book it happens in chapter 4. Apparently onlookers are lined up outside the barn snapping tons of pictures - while you're stuck at a stupid desk. It's so unfair, life.
As anyone who's anyone already knows, the Twilight series revolves around several gay vampires struggling to marry in California or something. Will the state's senate hear their pleas? Rumor has it we'll find out in the third film - Eclipse. Everyone's filming in a red barn right now, and the commonly accepted speculation is that this is where the bloodiest gay hoedown in cinematic history is supposed to take place. In the book it happens in chapter 4. Apparently onlookers are lined up outside the barn snapping tons of pictures - while you're stuck at a stupid desk. It's so unfair, life.
Everyone From Twilight Still Banging On About Rachelle Lefevre
If you're a Twilight fan, you've got an important choice - do you prefer Bryce Dallas Howard or Rachelle Lefevre? OK, it's not that important. As far as things that Twilight fans worry about go, who plays Victoria is hardly up there with their chronic incontinence or habit of rocking backwards and forwards while listening to Paramore and sobbing because Robert Pattinson doesn't even know they exist. However, some Twilight stars have spoken out about Rachelle Lefevre's sacking. And by 'spoken out' we mean 'diplomatically tiptoed around it because they'll also get the boot if they say the wrong thing'. Obviously.
If you're a Twilight fan, you've got an important choice - do you prefer Bryce Dallas Howard or Rachelle Lefevre? OK, it's not that important. As far as things that Twilight fans worry about go, who plays Victoria is hardly up there with their chronic incontinence or habit of rocking backwards and forwards while listening to Paramore and sobbing because Robert Pattinson doesn't even know they exist. However, some Twilight stars have spoken out about Rachelle Lefevre's sacking. And by 'spoken out' we mean 'diplomatically tiptoed around it because they'll also get the boot if they say the wrong thing'. Obviously.
Twilight: Eclipse – Rachelle Lefevre Gets A Strop On
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was probably going to be the biggest film of Rachelle Lefevre's entire career. Not the best film, mind you. After all, if you looked back on your life and realised that its defining highpoint involved playing a grumpy lady vampire in a terrible kid's film alongside a man with a face like stern twig, you'd probably consider your entire time on Earth to be a catastrophic failure. But despite that, Eclipse was going to be Rachelle Lefevere's biggest film. But it won't be now - she's been replaced with Bryce Dallas Howard. Rachelle Lefevre's reaction? Blind fury.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was probably going to be the biggest film of Rachelle Lefevre's entire career. Not the best film, mind you. After all, if you looked back on your life and realised that its defining highpoint involved playing a grumpy lady vampire in a terrible kid's film alongside a man with a face like stern twig, you'd probably consider your entire time on Earth to be a catastrophic failure. But despite that, Eclipse was going to be Rachelle Lefevere's biggest film. But it won't be now - she's been replaced with Bryce Dallas Howard. Rachelle Lefevre's reaction? Blind fury.
Twilight: Eclipse – Bryce Dallas Howard Is Your New Hate Target, Fangirls
Oh no. Twilight has started swapping its actors around again, and you know how furious that makes its fans. So who's out now? Has Taylor Lautner been elbowed? Has the recession forced producers to replace two of the New Moon Wolf Pack with some rudimentary kebab-meat statues of Adam Rickett? Has Robert Pattinson quit Twilight because he's tired wiping teeny urine off his front door every morning? No. It's the character of Victoria - Rachelle Lefevre is out and Bryce Dallas Howard is in. We suppose we should draft up that 'Robert Pattinson gets Bryce Dallas Howard pregnant' article, then.
Oh no. Twilight has started swapping its actors around again, and you know how furious that makes its fans. So who's out now? Has Taylor Lautner been elbowed? Has the recession forced producers to replace two of the New Moon Wolf Pack with some rudimentary kebab-meat statues of Adam Rickett? Has Robert Pattinson quit Twilight because he's tired wiping teeny urine off his front door every morning? No. It's the character of Victoria - Rachelle Lefevre is out and Bryce Dallas Howard is in. We suppose we should draft up that 'Robert Pattinson gets Bryce Dallas Howard pregnant' article, then.
Twilight 3 Director Really, Really Hates Twilight
Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human? Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun's eye? If you've answered yes to all of these questions then you're perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade - before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn't watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint. Which, we think, means that we're directing Twilight 4.
Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human? Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun's eye? If you've answered yes to all of these questions then you're perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade - before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn't watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint. Which, we think, means that we're directing Twilight 4.
Twilight 3: Coming Out About Three Seconds After Twilight 2
Good news, Twilight fans - the producers have realised that you'll all hate Twilight the instant you hit puberty. Seriously, they're chucking the buggers out. Although the first Twilight movie was only released about 10 minutes ago, Twilight 2 is coming out in November - and now it's been announced that Twilight 3 is coming out seven months after that. It's a bit like when pea-growers freeze their peas minutes quickly before they stop being fresh - except this is about rubbish Christian emo films instead of peas, and a chronic fear of Robert Pattinson getting bald and even more facially warped instead of some off peas.
Good news, Twilight fans - the producers have realised that you'll all hate Twilight the instant you hit puberty. Seriously, they're chucking the buggers out. Although the first Twilight movie was only released about 10 minutes ago, Twilight 2 is coming out in November - and now it's been announced that Twilight 3 is coming out seven months after that. It's a bit like when pea-growers freeze their peas minutes quickly before they stop being fresh - except this is about rubbish Christian emo films instead of peas, and a chronic fear of Robert Pattinson getting bald and even more facially warped instead of some off peas.
