The southern California coyote population seems to be working itself well-away from the brink of extinction.
This is good news, as just three months ago they’d been diminished by the encroachment of man to a population of one. It lived in a multi-level parking garage just off Sunset Blvd.
Luckily for devoted coyote enthusiasts everywhere, Sasha (that’s was the one coyote’s name. His mother was from Russia) saw the direness of his predicament, and vowed to increase his people’s population through improved diet, and a mass fertilisation of everything he ever came across.
That improved diet, by the way, included celebrity lap dogs – like the ones recently eaten right out of Paris Hilton‘s backyard.
