Poor ol ‘Jesus. He tried to set up a cool hippie commune where everyone loved their brother and sister and, well, the mentals got a hold of it and started a bunch of wars, sided with war criminals, got gays beaten up and raped children.

Great. Just what Jesus Christ had in mind, right?

As further proof that Jesus attracts more idiots than hecklerspray, we’ve decided to compile some of the most awful records made in tribute to him. We bet Jeezis really, really despises mankind. Especially that Westboro Baptist lot. So click over to see some of the most preposterously awful ditties ever made in the name of Some People’s Lord.