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Suge Knight Takes Final Punt At Relevancy By Suing Kanye West
Suge Knight may have allegedly hung Vanilla Ice by his ankles off a 20-storey building once, but don't ever mess with his earrings. Because, seriously, if Suge Knight ever comes round your house and suddenly loses one of his earrings, you're very possibly going to get sued. Of course, it'll help if the loss of the earring is directly preceded by an armed stranger bursting into your house and shooting Suge Knight in the leg, but mainly it's about the earring thing. So you wouldn't want to be Kanye West, because he's the man who Suge Knight is suing for the earring loss and the shooting. And Suge Knight means business, too - once he's done suing Kanye West he's going to punch Busta Rhymes in the face for losing one of his anklets and then twist one of Diddy's nipples as hard as he can until Diddy promises give back his missing cockring.
Suge Knight may have allegedly hung Vanilla Ice by his ankles off a 20-storey building once, but don't ever mess with his earrings. Because, seriously, if Suge Knight ever comes round your house and suddenly loses one of his earrings, you're very possibly going to get sued. Of course, it'll help if the loss of the earring is directly preceded by an armed stranger bursting into your house and shooting Suge Knight in the leg, but mainly it's about the earring thing. So you wouldn't want to be Kanye West, because he's the man who Suge Knight is suing for the earring loss and the shooting. And Suge Knight means business, too - once he's done suing Kanye West he's going to punch Busta Rhymes in the face for losing one of his anklets and then twist one of Diddy's nipples as hard as he can until Diddy promises give back his missing cockring.
