Articles tagged with: Eagle Eye
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Tune in, turn off. Folded: Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn’t be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun) Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (delivers all its title promises) Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice) X-Men Origins: ...
Tune in, turn off. Folded: Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn’t be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun) Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (delivers all its title promises) Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice) X-Men Origins: ...
Eagle Eye Flips Its Truck To The Top Of The Weekend Box Office
This is how much of a superstar Shia LaBeouf is now - he can get a film like Eagle Eye to the top of the weekend box office. Now, true, that might not seem like a big deal, given that Eagle Eye's big US weekend box office competition came in the form of two of the worst movies ever made, but don't let that fool you - Eagle Eye's pretty terrible too, you know. How terrible? Terrible in that it's about Shia LaBeouf running around following orders barked at him by an unseen force. That's right - Eagle Eye is basically the first half of the first season of 24, except that Shia LaBeouf doesn't even get to shoot any foreigners in the face, and he doesn't have a trouble-prone booby teenage daughter. That's how rubbish Eagle Eye is.
This is how much of a superstar Shia LaBeouf is now - he can get a film like Eagle Eye to the top of the weekend box office. Now, true, that might not seem like a big deal, given that Eagle Eye's big US weekend box office competition came in the form of two of the worst movies ever made, but don't let that fool you - Eagle Eye's pretty terrible too, you know. How terrible? Terrible in that it's about Shia LaBeouf running around following orders barked at him by an unseen force. That's right - Eagle Eye is basically the first half of the first season of 24, except that Shia LaBeouf doesn't even get to shoot any foreigners in the face, and he doesn't have a trouble-prone booby teenage daughter. That's how rubbish Eagle Eye is.
