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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on April 9, 2009 4 Comments

inbetweeners_interviewTune in, turn off.

Folded:

Creased:

  • Why do letters from your bank always arrive on a Saturday? (because they want to ruin your weekend, that’s why)
  • Domino’s piri piri pizza (it’s piri piri everything at the moment and it tastes like someone’s spilt an entire spice rack into a bottle of ketchup)
  • Baby Mama on DVD (even Tina Fey can’t save this empty movie about absolutely nothing from being as boring as hell)
  • Taylor Swift (pick a reason)
  • People who still get stoned all the time (just grow up and be miserable like the rest of us)
Tune in, turn off. Folded: * Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn’t be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun) * Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (delivers all its title promises) * Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice) * X-Men Origins: Wolverine (no, of course we’ve not watched it, but some people who have say it’s pretty darn good) * New series of The Inbetweeners (sod Skins. If this doesn’t take you back to being a teenager then you weren’t a teenager) Creased: * Why do letters from your bank always arrive on a Saturday? (because they want to ruin your weekend, that’s why) * Domino’s piri piri pizza (it’s piri piri everything at the moment and it tastes like someone’s spilt an entire spice rack into a bottle of ketchup) * Baby Mama on DVD (even Tina Fey can’t save this empty movie about absolutely nothing from being as boring as hell) * Taylor Swift (pick a reason) * People who still get stoned all the time (just grow up and be miserable like the rest of us)

Eagle Eye Flips Its Truck To The Top Of The Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage on September 29, 2008 0 Comments

This is how much of a superstar Shia LaBeouf is now – he can get a film like Eagle Eye to the top of the weekend box office.

Now, true, that might not seem like a big deal, given that Eagle Eye‘s big US weekend box office competition came in the form of two of the worst movies ever made, but don’t let that fool you – Eagle Eye‘s pretty terrible too, you know.

How terrible? Terrible in that it’s about Shia LaBeouf running around following orders barked at him by an unseen force. That’s right – Eagle Eye is basically the first half of the first season of 24, except that Shia LaBeouf doesn’t even get to shoot any foreigners in the face, and he doesn’t have a trouble-prone booby teenage daughter. That’s how rubbish Eagle Eye is.

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