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Everything You Need To Know About FIFA 12 [Video]

September 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The FIFA franchise, no matter what your hooting sap chums say, is the greatest series of football (or soccer if you prefer) games, EVER.

Pro Evo barely registers on the scale in comparison (that said, it’s as pointless comparing the two as it is comparing Super Mario Bros. to eight slices of toast) as FIFA has always looked the part and been most consuming.

Shame it has had a uniformly terrible soundtrack, but you can’t have everything. Of course, the game is released today in North America and us European (in your pants) get it from the 29th Sep. So what can we look out for?

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F1 2011 Game Trailer Released, Essential Purchase For Instant Boredom

September 21st, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Computer games are brilliant aren't they? Designed by humans who are scared of the outside world, they open us up to a world of possibilities. As a child, your imagination and a few cardboard boxes let you create mystical worlds that provided continuous adventure.

Now electrical firms in Japan can do the same with a box full of microchips and technology that could enslave the human race.

Thanks to games, we can foil a terrorist plot before lunchtime. We?d never be able to do that in real life. Some games replicate our interests, especially football. Gutted you're an obese mess, unable to play in the Premiership and can't afford a super injunction. Thanks to FIFA, your thumbs do all of that. But it's not always exciting stuff that gets converted into games. Dull, pointless and boring sports such as F1 also receive the digital treatment. Giving you the chance to drive around in a circle for a long period of time.

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Not Even Tiger Woods Can Save Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011

August 5th, 2012 By Kris Silver

Tiger Woods is back! You remember him, he's the one that made golf vaguely interesting for five minutes by having sex with every woman on Earth.

Fresh from his stint in rehab for sex addiction, a condition that only seems to affect pro-sportsmen, the golfing god has returned and passed down to us his latest gospel, the imaginatively titled, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

EA were one of the few companies to stick with Tiger after he was struck down with a crippling case of horniness, mainly because without him they?d be lumbered with an officially licensed PGA game that didn't have a bankable name gracing it's cover and wouldn't be able to shift any copies.

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