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Taylor Swift Gets Mean When Virgins Dump Her
Not having been dumped by a Jonas brother, we'd assume that it'd be a giant relief - because then we'd get to move onto someone who's not a toddler. However, Taylor Swift doesn't quite see it like that. Taylor was dumped by a Jonas brother last month, and she's reacted as any normal 18-year-old girl would - by making an internet video that slags him off, by doing radio interviews that slag him off and by sort of claiming that all the angry songs on her new album are about what a turd he is. Joe Jonas - for those of you who are able to distinguish between the Jonas Brothers and happen to inexplicably care enough to need to know which one dumped Taylor Swift, who we're presuming you know as well - has yet to respond to Taylor Swift's vitriol yet. Or maybe he has. To be honest we don't care enough to find out.
Not having been dumped by a Jonas brother, we'd assume that it'd be a giant relief - because then we'd get to move onto someone who's not a toddler. However, Taylor Swift doesn't quite see it like that. Taylor was dumped by a Jonas brother last month, and she's reacted as any normal 18-year-old girl would - by making an internet video that slags him off, by doing radio interviews that slag him off and by sort of claiming that all the angry songs on her new album are about what a turd he is. Joe Jonas - for those of you who are able to distinguish between the Jonas Brothers and happen to inexplicably care enough to need to know which one dumped Taylor Swift, who we're presuming you know as well - has yet to respond to Taylor Swift's vitriol yet. Or maybe he has. To be honest we don't care enough to find out.
Kelly Brook Quite Happy She Dumped That Titanic Slaphead
Sad news - Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. Billy Zane. He was in Titanic. You know, Billy Zane. Went out with Kelly Brook for a while. Anyone? However, perhaps it's not all sad news that Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. For a start it means that Billy can go back to making his rubbish straight-to-DVD movies without any distractions, while Kelly Brook looks positively thrilled that she dumped him. And this happiness might even trickle down to you, boys, because it means Kelly Brook is back on the market. You have a chance! Provided, of course, that you're older than Kelly Brook and bald. And a C-list actor who'll use your meagre Hollywood status to boost Kelly's acting career by association until you've exhausted your use at which point she'll quickly dump you for someone infinitesimally more famous. That'll help too.
Sad news - Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. Billy Zane. He was in Titanic. You know, Billy Zane. Went out with Kelly Brook for a while. Anyone? However, perhaps it's not all sad news that Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. For a start it means that Billy can go back to making his rubbish straight-to-DVD movies without any distractions, while Kelly Brook looks positively thrilled that she dumped him. And this happiness might even trickle down to you, boys, because it means Kelly Brook is back on the market. You have a chance! Provided, of course, that you're older than Kelly Brook and bald. And a C-list actor who'll use your meagre Hollywood status to boost Kelly's acting career by association until you've exhausted your use at which point she'll quickly dump you for someone infinitesimally more famous. That'll help too.
Jessica Simpson All Pissy About Split Story
You may have read reports about Jessica Simpson getting dumped by Tony Romo - and it doesn't matter if you haven't, because Jessica Simpson's read it for you.
We know. Jessica Simpson can read. Weird.
Anyway, Jessica Simpson isn't pleased about the reports, to the extent that she's getting her lawyers to make OK! magazine apologise for telling lies.
But, hey, Jessica Simpson can read. Who knew?
