Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Oh man, after?the craziness that was 2013 Amanda Bynes, 2014 Amanda Bynes was looking golden.? She completed rehab, she was on medication to keep her sane, she was attending school,?and?her parents were helping steer her in the right direction. ?
But with the end of her conservatorship earlier this month has also come the end of Non-BSC Amanda.? Take note Spears family, this is what happens when you let?rich crazy?people make all their own decisions again.
Shocking and saddening news out of New Zealand this week – there is one situation that Chris Pine’s blue eyes can’t get him out of.
It’s like finding out that Santa Claus isn’t real all over again. Captain Kirk 2.0 got pulled over after driving through a sobriety checkpoint at the start of the month looking a little merrier than legally allowed by the country of New Zealand. It doesn’t matter how chiseled your jaw is, kids, drink driving is neither cool nor clever.
Damnit damnit damnit.? Just when you think that maybe, just maybe, Justin Bieber was finally going to get the ass kicking he so rightfully deserves, it’s becoming more and more apparent that he isn’t.? Just like with every other run in with the law, or stupid pissing in a bucket move made, Bieber’s lucky breaks just keep coming and keeping his ass safe.
It seems the Miami Beach Police Department might have used a little too much creative licensing with account of Bieber’s arrest, and now it is coming back to bite them in the ass.? So not fair.
Barely finish one story about Justin Bieber and he is already onto his next screw up.? He is just the gift that keeps on giving to bloggers everywhere.? Like journalistic herpes.?
This time,?Bieber decided to get his underage drinking on publicly in a club in Miami.? That in and of itself is side eye worthy, but since he needed to elevate his terrible decision?making skills, he then sat his drunk ass behind the wheel of his car and went drag racing through a neighborhood.? And was promptly arrested.
Originally set to be tried by Judge Judy, Amanda Bynes’ drunk driving case is being moved to the mental health court, either because she is actually too nuts to “understand the nature of the legal proceedings” or has been pretending to be nuts well enough for her lawyer to use it as her defense.
I don’t know if I buy it though. She seems more dumb than crazy (who throws a vase out a 36th floor window?), so maybe she’s just been putting on a show at the behest of her lawyer, whose line of thinking is probably, “No one will believe any one person can be stupid! We’ll play the crazy card.”
As if their family albums weren’t already chock full of stunning mugshots from Lindsay and Michael, Dina Lohan decided she needed to get in on the action by getting herself arrested for driving while boozed up.
At 11 pm last night, Dina was pulled over for being a lead foot on the Northern State Parkway in New York. ?Bitch must have been swerving too, because 77 in a 55 is really only like 2 miles over the “unofficial” speed limit. ?After rolling down her windows, the officers immediately started feeling tipsy from the fumes coming off Dina’s orange skin. ?One majorly failed Breathalyzer test later, and it was off to the clinker for Mama Lohan.
Because really, what is better for Lindsay’s sobriety than her mom getting arrested for drunk driving?
After telling everyone that he slept in his car, nearly bankrupting himself to get Whitney Houston into rehab, everyone briefly thought that they had Bobby Brown all wrong. Maybe he’s a nice guy and not the ghoul he’s been painted as?
But then you remember the trouble he’s caused all by himself. Candy Girl being one such unforgiveable example.
So now, we revert to type, with the LAPD saying that Bobby has been arrested for being absolutely ripped to his tits by the wheel of a car. ‘DUI’ if you’re American. ‘Drink driving’ if you live in England. ‘Stop being so soft, he’s fine’ if you’re Scottish.
Remember Heather Locklear? Everyone used to fancy her in the olden days didn’t they? She was the muse for many a 90s teen masturbation and, boy howdy, she was the archetypal neutron blonde.
Alas, image is always temporary and as her vanity stood firm in the face of sliding features, she looked like she was losing her mind.
And to back that up, she was taken to the hospital yesterday after a 911 call was placed from her home. Is it drugs? It’s usually drugs isn’t it?
Flo Rida, who accurately pointed out that Alexandra Burke only sings the crooked letters from the alphabet, is doing what a good rapper should and getting his skull-sized pectoral muscles into trouble with the law.
The hip-pop star, who has a voice like a pained mule being assaulted with an accordion, is getting his expensive jewellery felt-up by the long arm of the law after he decided to have a few ales and then climb into his Austin Montego for a nice drive.
Yep. Flo Rida, real name Florence and the Machine Rider, has been charged with drink driving after he was arrested in Miami.
Estella Warren may not be a household name exactly, but some of you may recognise her from Planet Of The Apes and the fact she used to get her busters out as a Victoria’s Secret model. We’re not especially interested in that – we’re more thrilled about her law breaking skills.
The professional thong-occupier is in all kindsa trouble with the law after she went nutso while completely plastered!
She was arrested in Los Angeles under suspicion of driving under the influence. How did anyone know she was off her bap? There’s the small matter of (allegedly) crashing into three parked cars in her Toyota Prius. She then drove away from the scene thinking that no-one would notice. But they did. And that’s when the real fun started!
