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WEBTHUMP! 20 January 2010

by Stuart Heritage on January 20, 2010 0 Comments

10 - Killing The Cheeky Girls: The Motion Picture – Filmon

9 - A human child getting hauled around by a robot child. ‘Creepy’ doesn’t even come close – Geekologie

8 - Synthetic eyelids. Delicious - SlantedScience

7 - Since this is the internet, here are some videos of kids being better than you at stuff – Asylum

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on April 3, 2009 2 Comments

Duffy, bat For Lashes, WThis week’s right and wrong.

Folded:

Creased:

  • Magazine tribute issues (stop reading them. Nobody’s ever going to give a crap enough to do one for you)
  • Duffy’s voice on that Diet Coke ad (what is she, like, nine?)
  • Getting a new car (it breaks down at the lights and everybody laughs)
  • Matt Horne (apparently a right knob end, exhausted or not)
  • W. on DVD (Oliver Stone, your career is officially over)
This week’s right and wrong. Folded: * Daniel by Bat for Lashes (a bit Fleetwood Maccy, but who can honestly say that’s a bad thing?) * Canvas prints (can’t afford real art? Buy pop art prints of famous celebrities and pretend you live in a gift shop) * Getting a new car (it smells great and doesn’t roll back when parked) * BBC2 showing The Wire, every weekday, in its entirety (good for them) * This actress (from a movie that is far funnier than it should be) Creased: * Magazine tribute issues (stop reading them. Nobody’s ever going to give a crap enough to do one for you) * Duffy’s voice on that Diet Coke ad (what is she, like, nine?) * Getting a new car (it breaks down at the lights and everybody laughs) * Matt Horne (apparently a right knob end) * W. on DVD (Oliver Stone, your career is officially over)

Top Four Embarrassing Celebrity Girlfriends

by hecklerspray staff on March 19, 2009 7 Comments

Here, have a guest blog by Josh from Interestment…

There was a time, probably in the 1980s and 1990s, when having a celebrity girlfriend would make you the coolest guy in the world.

After all, look at famous people – they’re so wealthy, so demure, their hair is so light and feathery. And how about the way they smell! Is that Chanel No 5? Probably, we wouldn’t know, because we’re just rubbish normal people. We wear Lynx.

What great days, but unfortunately times have changed, and the lines between famous people and normal people have now completely blurred, meaning that even former pop stars like Kerry Katona can date cab drivers, and all the money in the world can’t possibly help that poor sneery one from Girls Aloud. With that in mind, we thought we’d outline some famous people we wouldn’t go out with, even if they were really really keen on us…

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Duffy Wins Big At The Rubbishest-Ever Brits

by Stuart Heritage on February 19, 2009 16 Comments

The Brit awards exist to recognise excellence in British music. Or at least it usually does – last night it couldn’t be bothered and just gave a load of prizes to Duffy instead.

That’s right. Duffy. Duffy who your mum likes. Duffy who sings like a baby goat stuck in a cattle grid. Duffy who looks like she’d burst into tears if you showed her a sad kitten. Duffy won three Brit awards last night, roughly six more than she deserves. But still, it’s not like Iron Maiden won anything, is it?

What? Iron Maiden did win something? God. We’re doomed.

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