Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
10 – Killing The Cheeky Girls: The Motion Picture – Filmon
9 – A human child getting hauled around by a robot child. ‘Creepy’ doesn’t even come close – Geekologie
8 – Synthetic eyelids. Delicious – SlantedScience
7 – Since this is the internet, here are some videos of kids being better than you at stuff – Asylum
This week?s right and wrong.
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Here, have a guest blog by Josh from Interestment…
There was a time, probably in the 1980s and 1990s, when having a celebrity girlfriend would make you the coolest guy in the world.
After all, look at famous people ? they're so wealthy, so demure, their hair is so light and feathery. And how about the way they smell! Is that Chanel No 5? Probably, we wouldn't know, because we're just rubbish normal people. We wear Lynx.
What great days, but unfortunately times have changed, and the lines between famous people and normal people have now completely blurred, meaning that even former pop stars like Kerry Katona can date cab drivers, and all the money in the world can't possibly help that poor sneery one from Girls Aloud. With that in mind, we thought we?d outline some famous people we wouldn't go out with, even if they were really really keen on us…
The Brit awards exist to recognise excellence in British music. Or at least it usually does – last night it couldn’t be bothered and just gave a load of prizes to Duffy instead.
That’s right. Duffy. Duffy who your mum likes. Duffy who sings like a baby goat stuck in a cattle grid. Duffy who looks like she’d burst into tears if you showed her a sad kitten. Duffy won three Brit awards last night, roughly six more than she deserves. But still, it’s not like Iron Maiden won anything, is it?
What? Iron Maiden did win something? God. We’re doomed.
