Articles tagged with: Duet
Jennifer Lopez Sings Duet With The Husband She’ll Dump Soon
Yesterday was a beautiful, moving, historic day - Jennifer Lopez totally sang a duet with Marc Anthony! Squeee! You know what that means? That Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony care about Barack Obama enough to perform in Washington on the night of his inauguration? No way! It means that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are deliberately showing the world a sincere display of their love for one another to fight claims that they'll get divorced on Valentine's day. So, OK, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony won't get divorced on Valentine's day. May bank holiday it is, then. Set your watches, kids.
Yesterday was a beautiful, moving, historic day - Jennifer Lopez totally sang a duet with Marc Anthony! Squeee! You know what that means? That Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony care about Barack Obama enough to perform in Washington on the night of his inauguration? No way! It means that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are deliberately showing the world a sincere display of their love for one another to fight claims that they'll get divorced on Valentine's day. So, OK, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony won't get divorced on Valentine's day. May bank holiday it is, then. Set your watches, kids.
Coldplay Record ‘Sexy’ Duet With Kylie, Public Shudders Preemptively
Coldplay, like you didn't already know, have an album coming out soon entitled Look Mummy I'm Just Like Bono! Wheeee! Or something. And, from what we've heard, the new Coldplay album is a lot like the old Coldplay album - it's all inoffensively big-sounding and the lyrics don't make much sense and it'll work decently enough as a soundtrack to those bi-monthly trips to Habitat with the kids. But one thing it isn't is sexy. Never fear, though, because Coldplay have already found a solution - they've apparently recorded a duet with Kylie. It would have been on their new album, too, except that Chris Martin says it's "just too sexy". Hecklerspray accepts no liability for the almost-guaranteed permanent loss of libido caused by reading that last sentence.
Coldplay, like you didn't already know, have an album coming out soon entitled Look Mummy I'm Just Like Bono! Wheeee! Or something. And, from what we've heard, the new Coldplay album is a lot like the old Coldplay album - it's all inoffensively big-sounding and the lyrics don't make much sense and it'll work decently enough as a soundtrack to those bi-monthly trips to Habitat with the kids. But one thing it isn't is sexy. Never fear, though, because Coldplay have already found a solution - they've apparently recorded a duet with Kylie. It would have been on their new album, too, except that Chris Martin says it's "just too sexy". Hecklerspray accepts no liability for the almost-guaranteed permanent loss of libido caused by reading that last sentence.
Pete Doherty/Amy Winehouse Duet A Horrible Possibility
It's great that Amy Winehouse has split up with Blake Fielder-Civil - free of her violent drug-addicted convict husband, she can finally move on. Specifically Amy Winehouse can move onto Pete Doherty - who's a little bit violent, recovering from drug addiction and an ex-convict. Her parents must be so thrilled. But don't worry about a sexual union between Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, even though any offspring they'd have would probably look quite a lot like the mangled insect/Labrador thing from The Fly 2. Instead, Pete Doherty has expressed his desire to release a duet with Amy Winehouse. Which is worse, obviously, because at least they could lock their deformed babies in an attic or something.
It's great that Amy Winehouse has split up with Blake Fielder-Civil - free of her violent drug-addicted convict husband, she can finally move on. Specifically Amy Winehouse can move onto Pete Doherty - who's a little bit violent, recovering from drug addiction and an ex-convict. Her parents must be so thrilled. But don't worry about a sexual union between Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, even though any offspring they'd have would probably look quite a lot like the mangled insect/Labrador thing from The Fly 2. Instead, Pete Doherty has expressed his desire to release a duet with Amy Winehouse. Which is worse, obviously, because at least they could lock their deformed babies in an attic or something.
Mark Ronson: Amy Winehouse Not Fit To Do James Bond Justice
The planned Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson Bond-theme has been cancelled because, according to Ronson, when it comes to her current mental state, Amy can’t find a quantum of solace anywhere. However, a spokesman for Winehouse has said that this isn’t the case and that the real reason is to do with a clash of interests regarding the development of the song, of which Amy had "other ideas". Is Amy telling the truth, or is it Mark? Who knows? As far as that argument goes, it’s probably best to live and let die. It’s a terrible shame for all things Bond as, when it comes to musical collaborations, nobody does it better than Winehouse and Ronson.
The planned Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson Bond-theme has been cancelled because, according to Ronson, when it comes to her current mental state, Amy can’t find a quantum of solace anywhere. However, a spokesman for Winehouse has said that this isn’t the case and that the real reason is to do with a clash of interests regarding the development of the song, of which Amy had "other ideas". Is Amy telling the truth, or is it Mark? Who knows? As far as that argument goes, it’s probably best to live and let die. It’s a terrible shame for all things Bond as, when it comes to musical collaborations, nobody does it better than Winehouse and Ronson.
Beyonce & Tina Turner: The Grisly Grammy Duet
The good news is that the striking writers aren't going to picket the Grammy awards this year, meaning that the show can go on as normal - no, wait, is that the good or the bad news?
Because now that the writers won't be picketing, we'll all be free to witness the arse-numbing, life-sapping 52-hour marathon of back-slapping, lecturing and ill-thought-out musical collaborations that the Grammys have all but copyrighted.
And one of those ill-thought-out musical collaborations will be a frankly terrifying-sounding duet between Beyonce and Tina Turner. Hold us.
