Listen, I had had high hopes for Lindsay Lohan in 2018. She had that show coming up with Ron from Harry Potter, she was maybe going to be in Life Size 2, I mean, things were really looking up. Then 2018 shows up and bitch is dancing like your drunk great aunt at a wedding and trying to abduct kids in Moscow. Smdh.
I don’t know exactly what’s going on with Lindsay (does anyone?), but I think she’s in Russia, and she decided it would be a very Angelina Jolie move to take an Instagram live video of herself trying to save some refugees while clearly heavily intoxicated. This is going exactly where you think it might…