Articles tagged with: Drug
Amy Winehouse’s Brain All Effed Up On The Drugs: Claim
This is shocking news, so brace yourself - there's a chance that Amy Winehouse's dad hasn't been wildly sensational about his daughter's health for once. Remember in July, when Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital, with Mitch Winehouse telling everyone that she'd just had a bad reaction to medicine? Apparently that's not the case at all. Apparently Amy Winehouse overdosed on drugs again, started convulsing and might have suffered permanent brain damage. Although the brain damage hasn't been fully diagnosed yet, there are a number of signs to look out for including a glazed expression, spontaneous muscle spasms, chronic slurring and bewildering hairstyle choices. Holy crap, do you know what this means? Bruce Forsyth has damaged his brain on drugs! He hasn't. He really hasn't. At all. Sorry.
This is shocking news, so brace yourself - there's a chance that Amy Winehouse's dad hasn't been wildly sensational about his daughter's health for once. Remember in July, when Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital, with Mitch Winehouse telling everyone that she'd just had a bad reaction to medicine? Apparently that's not the case at all. Apparently Amy Winehouse overdosed on drugs again, started convulsing and might have suffered permanent brain damage. Although the brain damage hasn't been fully diagnosed yet, there are a number of signs to look out for including a glazed expression, spontaneous muscle spasms, chronic slurring and bewildering hairstyle choices. Holy crap, do you know what this means? Bruce Forsyth has damaged his brain on drugs! He hasn't. He really hasn't. At all. Sorry.
Amy Winehouse Wants to Solve Your Problems on the Radio
You read that right - Amy Winehouse wants to solve your problems on the radio. Even we don’t have to go in to much detail about the potential arse-up that this could bring to the innocent people of London. Granted, there are a few cockney people like the So Solid Crew and Danny Dyer who we'd like to exterminate but that’s another kettle of onions. We have our own plans for those individuals and don’t want Amy Winehouse to jump in and spoil our fun. Unless you only read The Financial Times and have only stumbled upon hecklerspray through mistyping something in to Google, you won’t know who Amy Winehouse is. In a nutshell, she’s a girl with tattoos who sings songs by other people, has her Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake locked up in prison and occasionally dabbles in drugs. Actually, the term “hunting down every dealer in London to eat up their stash of pills and powders quicker then a bear hunts down salmon†comes to mind. So how is she getting this potential gig? Let us explain.
You read that right - Amy Winehouse wants to solve your problems on the radio. Even we don’t have to go in to much detail about the potential arse-up that this could bring to the innocent people of London. Granted, there are a few cockney people like the So Solid Crew and Danny Dyer who we'd like to exterminate but that’s another kettle of onions. We have our own plans for those individuals and don’t want Amy Winehouse to jump in and spoil our fun. Unless you only read The Financial Times and have only stumbled upon hecklerspray through mistyping something in to Google, you won’t know who Amy Winehouse is. In a nutshell, she’s a girl with tattoos who sings songs by other people, has her Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake locked up in prison and occasionally dabbles in drugs. Actually, the term “hunting down every dealer in London to eat up their stash of pills and powders quicker then a bear hunts down salmon†comes to mind. So how is she getting this potential gig? Let us explain.
Barenaked Ladies Drug Bloke To Fight His Charges Like A Beast
There's a Barenaked Ladies song that goes "If I had $1,000,000/ I'd blow it all on coke/ and maybe a couple of hookers." Actually that might not be true - we don't like Barenaked Ladies nearly enough to listen to one of their terrible songs - but they do have a song called If I Had $1,000,000 and, since the band's singer Steven Page was arrested for cocaine possession this week, that scenario would probably make the most sense. Or maybe it wouldn't, because Barenaked Ladies have posted a message on their website saying that Steven Page will fight his charges to the ends of the Earth. Or until he's convicted, sent to jail and used as a violent masturbatory tool by the entire prison population as a twisted revenge for his song about Chickedy China The Chinese Chicken. Whichever one happens first, basically.
There's a Barenaked Ladies song that goes "If I had $1,000,000/ I'd blow it all on coke/ and maybe a couple of hookers." Actually that might not be true - we don't like Barenaked Ladies nearly enough to listen to one of their terrible songs - but they do have a song called If I Had $1,000,000 and, since the band's singer Steven Page was arrested for cocaine possession this week, that scenario would probably make the most sense. Or maybe it wouldn't, because Barenaked Ladies have posted a message on their website saying that Steven Page will fight his charges to the ends of the Earth. Or until he's convicted, sent to jail and used as a violent masturbatory tool by the entire prison population as a twisted revenge for his song about Chickedy China The Chinese Chicken. Whichever one happens first, basically.
Barenaked Ladies Singer Arrested For Something Other Than His Terrible Music
We always thought that Barenaked Ladies' 1998 hit One Week could only come from a diseased, drug-ravaged mind. And now we might have been proved correct. Steven Page, the guitarist and singer of twee, humourlessly chirpy Canadian folk-rock one-too-many hit wonders Barenaked Ladies has been arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession. That's right, kids, it looks like Barenaked Ladies are on drugs. Steven Page's arrest has put us in a thoroughly bad mood - we can't believe our heroes of the awful late-1990s acoustic radio pop scene are involved in drugs. Oh, say it hasn't spread! Promise us that Sugar Ray are still clean! Look us in the eye and swear that Lyte Funky Ones don't chase the dragon!
We always thought that Barenaked Ladies' 1998 hit One Week could only come from a diseased, drug-ravaged mind. And now we might have been proved correct. Steven Page, the guitarist and singer of twee, humourlessly chirpy Canadian folk-rock one-too-many hit wonders Barenaked Ladies has been arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession. That's right, kids, it looks like Barenaked Ladies are on drugs. Steven Page's arrest has put us in a thoroughly bad mood - we can't believe our heroes of the awful late-1990s acoustic radio pop scene are involved in drugs. Oh, say it hasn't spread! Promise us that Sugar Ray are still clean! Look us in the eye and swear that Lyte Funky Ones don't chase the dragon!
Angelina Jolie On Drugs! In The Past! Maybe! Video!
Do you enjoy watching pre-fame celebrities ramble on about endlessly about themselves in infuriatingly faux-deep ways? You do? Well then, you'll love the Angelina Jolie drug video. Filmed when she was just 23, the just-leaked Angelina Jolie drug video shows Angelina sitting in a drug den carping on about all kinds of permissive hippy nonsense for over seven painfully dull minutes while sitting next to a woman who's blithely smoking some heroin. You don't? Then you should probably watch the Angelina Jolie drug video anyway, because it has a man in it who keeps mumbling the phrase 'nipple clamps' over and over again in the mistaken belief that he's contributing to the conversation. Ah, nipple clamps. You can make everything funny.
Do you enjoy watching pre-fame celebrities ramble on about endlessly about themselves in infuriatingly faux-deep ways? You do? Well then, you'll love the Angelina Jolie drug video. Filmed when she was just 23, the just-leaked Angelina Jolie drug video shows Angelina sitting in a drug den carping on about all kinds of permissive hippy nonsense for over seven painfully dull minutes while sitting next to a woman who's blithely smoking some heroin. You don't? Then you should probably watch the Angelina Jolie drug video anyway, because it has a man in it who keeps mumbling the phrase 'nipple clamps' over and over again in the mistaken belief that he's contributing to the conversation. Ah, nipple clamps. You can make everything funny.
Is Peaches Geldof Going To Jail? Probably Not.
Peaches Geldof has been filmed handing over money to a pair of notorious drug dealers and is to be investigated by the police. Nineteen-year-old Peaches was secretly filmed offering Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton £140 in return for some unspecified goods. Then Blagrove, ‘dealer to the stars’, tells Peaches what she wants will actually cost her £190. The extra £50 quid doesn’t deter Peaches, she is after all the daughter of modern day Jesus, Bob Geldof, and it’s good to see the royalties from I don’t like Mondays aren’t going to waste. Peaches is then reportedly recorded saying: I'm going to need Valium tomorrow after this.
Peaches Geldof has been filmed handing over money to a pair of notorious drug dealers and is to be investigated by the police. Nineteen-year-old Peaches was secretly filmed offering Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton £140 in return for some unspecified goods. Then Blagrove, ‘dealer to the stars’, tells Peaches what she wants will actually cost her £190. The extra £50 quid doesn’t deter Peaches, she is after all the daughter of modern day Jesus, Bob Geldof, and it’s good to see the royalties from I don’t like Mondays aren’t going to waste. Peaches is then reportedly recorded saying: I'm going to need Valium tomorrow after this.
Dennis Quaid Vs The Giant Drug Company
Dennis Quaid's newborn baby twins are lucky to be alive - it wasn't so long ago that they were being injected with doses of blood-thinner 1,000 times larger than normal.
But although his new son and daughter survived the giant Heparin overdose - and are thought to be recovering well - Dennis Quaid is still thirsty for revenge. That's why Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly Buffington are suing Baxter Healthcare Corp, which manufactures Heparin, for £50,000 in a product liability lawsuit. It shows just how angry Dennis Quaid must be to pursue Baxter through legal paths, because in the past he's resolved any outstanding medical difficulties by shrinking himself down to a sub-atomic level and injecting himself up Martin Short's arse.
