In a very occasional new series, we will help you dress like your favourite sleb so as to gain admittance to exclusive bars that don't have seats and movie premieres at shopping malls.

Host of TV?s Punk?d and semi-award winning film actor Ashton Kutcher is a real one-off style wise.

Still donning a mix of separates that even the Jackass team might consider immature, Kutcher?s look is all about mixing hokey Iowa charm with copious D&G shiny crap that costs more than the average wedding.