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Russell Crowe To Be A Vampire Hunter – Don’t Tell Nicholas Cage

February 13th, 2012 By Robin Darke

It seems that Russell Crowe is soon to be a very busy boy if the rumours that he is set to become a fighter of the undead, a slayer of the night, and general wooden enthusiast are to be believed.

Not happy with ruining circumcision and the noble sport of telephone throwing for everyone (and Naomi Campbell) he is going to ruin all those little girls? dreams of finally marrying Robert Pattinson and his incredibly boring personality and be sired into a vampire Goddess (when in fact, they will get pregnant, have a baby he wouldn't visit, and never quite get the weight off).

He is going to be a vampire slayer. Think Buffy, but with a beard, and less anyone words.

Top 26 Vampire Movies

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Why do we love vampire movies so much?

Vampires are essentially pale, scary-looking monsters who dress in black and drain the life-force out of anyone who crosses their path. Maybe Hollywood should make a movie about emo lawyers or tax inspectors. Should go down a scream at the box office.

Anyway, the point is we love vampires. Can’t get enough of them.

Top 8 Movie Vampires

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Why are we so fascinated by vampires? From Dracula to Buffy, it seems we just can’t get enough of the bloodsuckers.

But why? Do we secretly crave the idea of becoming an empty soul, devoid of human emotion, and only interested in satisfying our own wanton bloodlust through the corruption of innocents. A bit like Madonna. Or is it just because we like the idea of good lie-in. Never growing old is pretty good too. Mind you, you’d miss the sunshine. But then again, we live in England, so it’s swings and roundabouts.

Whatever the reason, we just can’t get enough of them. How else do you explain the popularity of Dr Gillian McKeith‘s You Are What You Eat? Indeed, it seems anything is acceptable as long you dress it in a long, black cloak, fangs and a ghostly complexion. Maybe Hillary Clinton should try it. Oh, she already has (terrible joke, we know).

Anyway, hecklerspray has decided to pick through the crud to find the best Hollywood vampires – and we don’t mean the studios.

Top 13 Vampire Babes

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry.

OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there’s little doubt that vampires can be very sexy.

Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it’s Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about…