Quickly, Get Two Free Music Downloads Now We've just been handed details on how you can get your hands on two free music downloads, but you'll have to move fast. Fashion and beauty website OSOYOU, responsible for all the cleavage competitions we've been telling you about lately, is giving away two free music downloads from 7digital.com to the next 500 people who join the site. Needless ...

Celebrity Haiku Competition: Radiohead

You know the score by now - hecklerspray presents a brief poetry-based diversion to brighten up your cripplingly dull Monday. Apart, of course, from those of you who now take this contest so seriously we're genuinely getting a little bit frightened.

This week we're asking you to scribble out lyrical odes to smilin' Thom Yorke and his pals in Radiohead. But - before we get onto that - let's take a look at last week's winner, shall we?