Robert Pattinson, a man so terminally dull that people in comas have revived themselves briefly to turn off their own life support machines, is starring in a film with elephants, which is nice isn’t it? In this film, he has a threesome.

Not with two lady elephants, mind.

Nope, R-Pattz gets to chow down in a m?nage ? trois with a couple of human co-stars, leaving 90% of our readers thinking about Pattinson’s beige buttocks bobbing up and down. You dirty sods. One of the people in this fictional tryst is actress Donna Scott and she’s got something to say about it all, opening and closing her mouth like nobody’s business!