Think of Donald Trump and you think success. Well, no, actually you think of a bellowing nitwit with the world’s worst haircut.

But then you think success. And that’s why today’s news must be incredibly humiliating for Donald Trump – the casino firm that bears his name has filed for bankruptcy.

Still, Donald Trump has absolved himself of any responsibility in the demise of his casinos, and the next Apprentice season will carry on as normal, with a group of hard-nosed businessmen fighting for the chance to sell stolen DVD players from the boot of Trump’s car in a B&Q carpark.