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The Kanye West and Donald Trump Bromance Continues

October 11th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Quick disclaimer: I feel like this goes without saying, but if you’re to the right of things and pro-Trump, maybe you shouldn’t continue reading. I mean, it’s been pretty clear where I stand blog-wise, so why are you even wasting your time reading my shit? Are you that bored? I’m Canadian for Christ’s sake. My opinion shouldn’t matter to you at all (someone comments that my opinion doesn’t matter in 3, 2…)

Anyway, Kanye West continued his tonguing Donald Trump’s asshole tour today by heading to the White House today with a slew of cameras to talk about how amazing Trump is and that wearing a MAGA hat makes him feel like Superman. Ok, cool.

Ugh…I Mean…Kanye West, Am I Right?

October 1st, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

It seems like just yesterday I was happily blogging about an insane Lindsay Lohan, probably fucked out of her mind on knock off Xanax, roaming the streets of Moscow, trying to steal random homeless children, screaming about how they were Syrian refugees who were being child trafficked. Simpler times, man, simpler times.

Anyway, while Lohan is being tracked down by Chris Hansen over in Russia, here in good old North America, we have our own messy af celebrity to deal with, and, surprise surprise, it’s Kanye fucking West.

Paris Hilton Defends Donald Trump…The Takes It Back

August 18th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Paris Hilton is occasionally one of those people that I WANT to like, then she does some dumb shit and I realize I can never like her, because she’s a spoiled, delusional idiot. I think you can see where this blog is going.

Back in November, Paris did an interview with Marie Claire magazine that is for some reason only seeing the light of day now. In the interview, Paris did the impossible by proclaiming herself a feminist, then perpetuating rape culture all in the span of a few sentences.

T.I.’s Response to Trump’s Snoop Dogg Diss is Perfection

March 17th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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As some of you may have heard, everybody’s favourite weed-lovin’ uncle, Snoop Dogg, released a new video for a song called “Lavender”, and in the video he shoots at a guy wearing a Trump mask.

Given that Donald Trump apparently doesn’t do anything other than obsessively troll the internet, looking for negative things celebrities say about him so he can take to Twitter to respond, it was no shocker when Trump tweeted about the damn video.

Kristen Stewart Finally Confirms She’s ‘So Gay’ on SNL

February 6th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

When I heard that Kristen Stewart was hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend I was like ‘Ugh, really?’ Not because I don’t like her, I actually really do, however, that being said, she’s really painfully awkward. Great on film, but have you ever seen her at an awards show or trying to do an interview? Man, it’s painful to watch.

However, as it turns out, Kristen did a really, really good job, oh, and in case you were still speculating, she is so gay!

Oscar-Nominated Muslim Director Can’t Even Go to the Damn Oscars

January 28th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the week since Donald Trump has become president, he has basically done every single evil and shitty thing he promised he’d do, and no one is more surprised than I am. I mean, I genuinely figured he’d take office and do nothing. Grab white house secretary’s asses or some vile shit, but nothing that would truly put the whole damn country in turmoil.

Boy, was I wrong. Aside from all his abortion and wall building heinous bullshit, you guys have probably also heard about his EXTREMELY unconstitutional Muslim ban. Trump made an executive order blocking citizens of seven Muslim majority countries from entering the US. This means that Iranian, Oscar-Winning and currently Oscar-nominated director Asghar Farhadi can’t even attend the fucking Oscars this year.

Lindsay Lohan Should Clearly Take Donald Trump’s Place

January 28th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Before you even remotely think I’m joking with that title, I am not. While Donald is busy making sure the world knows he embodies all seven deadly sins and is refusing to take in anymore Syrian refugees, Saint Lindsay Lohan is off posing with refugees and the Turkish president.

I know I’ve been going on and on about how Bernie Sanders should be America’s president because he’s still down on the ground making sure Trump’s corrupt, rich af cabinet doesn’t screw up healthcare and taxes for normal, working-class people, but if the Bern man was looking for a VP, I have found her!

Yuge Numbers Show Up For Women’s March

January 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Initially, I was going to blog about Trump’s inauguration concert and actual inauguration yesterday, but then I remembered that this was a celebrity gossip site, and 3 Doors Down haven’t really been celebrities since 2003 and now that he’s president Donald is more of a “politician” now than a celebrity. Plus, like 15 people showed up to that stupid thing, so I honestly don’t even feel like it’s worth reporting on.

That being said, the Women’s Marches today that occurred all over the world were fucking huge! I’m talking hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people and celebrities out the wazoo, so let’s talk about that.

Chelsea Handler Hates on Someone Other Than Angelina

January 20th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

When I heard that Chelsea Handler was blaming a celebrity for Donald Trump being elected president, I (and I assume everyone else who’s ever heard Chelsea Handler speak) assumed she was somehow blaming Angelina Jolie for it since she never shuts the fuck up about Angelina Jolie.

However, I guess she was giving Angie the day off, because rather than blame Jolie for this, she blamed the Kardashians, which makes no sense, since we know it’s actually the Hiltons that voted for him.

The Golden Globes were Racially Diverse and Anti-Trump

January 9th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the Golden Globes happened last night, and I always enjoy watching the Globes a bit more than the Oscars for a couple of reasons. First, there are television stars and movie stars together, not just one or the other. Second, and most important, all the celebrities seem to get drunk and this awards show, meaning it’s usually pretty laid back and amusing.

On last nights show, Eleven from Stranger Things rapped and Barb made her triumphant return. La La Land won a bunch of awards, a bunch of non-white people won awards, and Meryl Streep made a not so subtle dig at Donald Trump.