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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Don Warrington Waddles Off

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Last night Don Warrington became what we’re assuming to be the millionth contestant to leave Strictly Come Dancing this year.

We know why, of course. Don’s secret weapon in Strictly Come Dancing was his face – he only danced well when he was pulling an expression like a naked midget with excessive bodyhair was trying to jab a poo-covered stick up one of his nostrils. But since he was dancing an American Smooth to Can’t Smile Without You on Saturday, Don had to trade in his repulsed glower for something a bit more civilised. And that’s where it all fell apart.

So with Don Warrington out of Strictly Come Dancing, who’s going to win? Here’s part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Rachel Stevens, Lisa Snowdon and Heather Small…

Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Tom Chambers & Don Warrington

October 8th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

Ready for another dose of recaps from Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing? You’d better be, otherwise we’re going to have quite the falling out.

Now we’re in the middle of the week, it’s naturally time to look forward to next Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing, when the girls have another crack at proving their worth to everyone? All-girl nights on Strictly Come Dancing are always a bittersweet affair – women tend to be better dancers, but they’re absolutely hopeless at stomping about like a rapist like the boys do – but we’re sure they’ll suck it in and do their best.

But before any of that, we have to finish up our look at the Strictly Come Dancing boys, so here’s our recap for Tom Chambers and Don Warrington…

Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Phil Daniels Gone, Don To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Strictly Come Dancing is back! Woo! And it’s hijacking about 15 hours of your weekend again! Woo! And Phil Daniels isn’t in it any more! Woo!

On yesterday’s Strictly Come Dancing, Phil Daniels was thrown out after the dance-off. It’s not a tremendous surprise – his waltz to I Have Nothing was utterly devoid of interest apart from the way that his partner had a couple of ferrets stapled to his arms and at one point he looked a bit like a butler running for his life through a rat infestation – but he’ll be sadly missed. Well, not sadly. And he’s not going to be missed much, either. Oh well.

But who the hell does that leave in Strictly Come Dancing? And how did they do this weekend? Here’s our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers and Don Warrington…