Articles tagged with: domestic battery
Vanilla Ice Arrested For Beating His Wife Wife Baby
When Vanilla Ice told you to stop, collaborate and listen, he meant it - and if you failed to comply he'd wallop your skull in with a crowbar. So we can assume that Vanilla Ice's wife hasn't been doing very much in the way of stopping, collaborating or listening lately - because Vanilla Ice has been arrested on suspicion of violently assaulting her. It sounds very serious and deeply worrying, but there's a glimmer of good news in this as well - by allegedly kicking and punching his terrified wife, Vanilla Ice has become more famous than he has been for 17 years. If only all laughably forgotten novelty performers had the insight to viciously attack a woman, maybe they'd also be enjoying the same spoils as Vanilla Ice right now. The fools.
When Vanilla Ice told you to stop, collaborate and listen, he meant it - and if you failed to comply he'd wallop your skull in with a crowbar. So we can assume that Vanilla Ice's wife hasn't been doing very much in the way of stopping, collaborating or listening lately - because Vanilla Ice has been arrested on suspicion of violently assaulting her. It sounds very serious and deeply worrying, but there's a glimmer of good news in this as well - by allegedly kicking and punching his terrified wife, Vanilla Ice has become more famous than he has been for 17 years. If only all laughably forgotten novelty performers had the insight to viciously attack a woman, maybe they'd also be enjoying the same spoils as Vanilla Ice right now. The fools.
