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Dolly Parton was a smash hit country singer during the 1960s and 1970s. She is considered to be one of the only revered female country singers that have all of their teeth.

She also tried to revive her career during the 1980s by resorting to copying cliches from top pop songs at the time. And she is also well known for her large bust size.

Dolly had tried to start up a film career and started with the classy title of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. From this movie originated the famous song I Will Always Love You. Whitney Houston promptly spun this song into her better version, receiving all the credit for it.

10 Halloween Costumes Other than Harley Quinn

September 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Halloween is my absolute favorite time of year. I live that for that shit. Seriously, October is the best: it starts with my birthday and ends with Halloween, what could be better? Even though it’s over a month away, I’ve got my costume all planned out (I won’t reveal it, because I refuse to spoil the surprise when I unleash it upon you).

However, aside from myself, it seems like a lot of other girls have their costume picked out as well, and this year it seems like 90% of bitches are going as Suicide Squad bad girl, Harley Quinn.

Please, Please Let The Marriage Of Dolly Parton And Prince Harry Happen

April 21st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Dolly Parton, despite being 93% man-made (like a Rustler’s microwaveable burger), is still one of the most brilliant humans on the planet. She’s only got 3 or 4 really famous tunes, but that doesn’t matter – the world is better simply by her existence.

Of course, like all country singers, Dolly has been unlucky in love. Deserving a lucky break, we hope that her wish to marry Prince Harry comes true!

That’s right. Dolly Parton wants to betroth herself to Prince Harry and all his fondness for dressing up like the Third Reich and smoking reefers. She’ll probably fix him and get him down the plastic surgery clinic in no time, leaving our heir to the throne looking like a cross between Hitler and David Gest. Who wouldn’t want to see that on the back of bank note?

Stephen Fry Now Conducts Interviews In Less Than 140 Characters

September 15th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Stephen Fry is the Dad we wished we all had here at Hecklerspray, mainly because he's less drinky-drinky-touchy-feely than our real Dads, but also because he's so loveable and he loves technology.

Fry has always showcased his love for technology and yesterday conducted the first ever newspaper interview via twitter, in which he used the popular but ultimately pointless and constantly broken social network to talk to the only man in the UK with a name more ridiculous than (the sparkly new editor of Hecklerspray) Mof Gimmers. The impossibly smug Johann Hari.

Dolly Parton Gets A Cob On Over Howard Stern’s Filthy Cut-Up

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Dolly Parton has said plenty in the past, but never anything about Kenny Rogers’ beard smelling like boy cum.

However, anyone listening to Howard Stern‘s radio show last week might have got that impression. Last Tuesday Howard Stern broadcast clips from Dolly Parton’s newest audiobook, chopped up to make Dolly say all kinds of obscene things – with the line about Kenny Rogers beard probably ranking among the least offensive.

But when Dolly Parton heard about this, she was so appalled that she wrote a lengthy angry statement on her website about exactly how offended she was. Which meant that we could go onto YouTube, find a copy of Stern’s bit and publish it for you lot after the jump. We’d have never known it existed otherwise, so thanks Dolly!

Dolly Parton’s Boobies Mess Everything Up

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

There's no way of politely putting this, so we'll just go ahead and say it – Dolly Parton's breasts are pure evil.

Alright, maybe pure evil is a bit of an overstatement – it's not like they're responsible for more than maybe five or six global atrocities – but you can't deny that Dolly Parton's breasts are a right old couple of bastards.

Why? Because Dolly Parton's boobs are so big that they've knackered her back and forced her to cancel an entire tour. Where are we supposed to get our fix of ancient, massive-boobed, rootin'-tootin' country and western music now? Keith Urban?

Dolly Parton Inexplicably Goes To Rotherham

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The good people of Rotherham know all about famous people – after all, the town is responsible for producing not just Jive Bunny and the Chuckle Brothers but the fat bloke from Hi-de-Hi, too.

However, that's all been blown out of the water now that Dolly Parton has bewilderingly decided to use Rotherham as the UK launchpad of her new pre-school literacy drive. From now on, thanks to Dolly Parton's good work, every child born in Rotherham will receive one book a month until they are five. Sounds like a good idea, but it really isn't – what Dolly Parton doesn't know is that Rotherham is also the UK base for the Children's Picture Books For Packets Of Hard Drugs trading foundation, along with being a crucial annex of the worldwide Stack Kid's Book On Top Of Each Other Until We Get High Enough To Kill God campaign. Poor Dolly Parton, she's just a patsy in all of this.