Articles tagged with: dogs
Coyotes Eat Paris Hilton’s Salty Lap-Dogs
The southern California coyote population seems to be working itself well-away from the brink of extinction. This is good news, as just three months ago they'd been diminished by the encroachment of man to a population of one. It lived in a multi-level parking garage just off Sunset Blvd. Luckily for devoted coyote enthusiasts everywhere, Sasha (that's was the one coyote's name. His mother was from Russia) saw the direness of his predicament, and vowed to increase his people's population through improved diet, and a mass fertilisation of everything he ever came across. That improved diet, by the way, included celebrity lap dogs - like the ones recently eaten right out of Paris Hilton's backyard.
The southern California coyote population seems to be working itself well-away from the brink of extinction. This is good news, as just three months ago they'd been diminished by the encroachment of man to a population of one. It lived in a multi-level parking garage just off Sunset Blvd. Luckily for devoted coyote enthusiasts everywhere, Sasha (that's was the one coyote's name. His mother was from Russia) saw the direness of his predicament, and vowed to increase his people's population through improved diet, and a mass fertilisation of everything he ever came across. That improved diet, by the way, included celebrity lap dogs - like the ones recently eaten right out of Paris Hilton's backyard.
DMX Arrested Again, For Just About Everything
We know this is confusing, but sit tight and we'll try and explain - although DMX was arrested on Wednesday, he's now been arrested for something else entirely. Wednesday's arrest was for speeding, but his time DMX was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty and drug possession after a SWAT team raided his house on Friday morning and found five pit bull puppies and half a pound of cannabis. So, to try and help east the confusion a little, we've come up with a little rhyme to help you keep track of DMX's arrests: If DMX was busted Wednesday last, he's been caught driving cars too fast; if DMX is busted on Friday morn, the partially-burnt carcasses of mistreated pets were found on his lawn. We're available for hire, you know.
We know this is confusing, but sit tight and we'll try and explain - although DMX was arrested on Wednesday, he's now been arrested for something else entirely. Wednesday's arrest was for speeding, but his time DMX was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty and drug possession after a SWAT team raided his house on Friday morning and found five pit bull puppies and half a pound of cannabis. So, to try and help east the confusion a little, we've come up with a little rhyme to help you keep track of DMX's arrests: If DMX was busted Wednesday last, he's been caught driving cars too fast; if DMX is busted on Friday morn, the partially-burnt carcasses of mistreated pets were found on his lawn. We're available for hire, you know.
Everybody Is Wrong – Cats
It’s fair to say that we are a planet of animal lovers and different nations have their own unique way of looking after various creatures.
In western civilisation, we often raise various animals from birth and look after them until they make that sad final visit to the vet or to the toilet to be flushed away.
Other countries in the Far East also have a love for our cuddly domestic pets. The slight difference here being that they prefer to serve them up on a bed of crunchy rocket salad drizzled in sweet and sour sauce.
