Hey! It’s Nicolas Cage! He’s the most aspirational man alive! Why? Because if someone with as scant ability like Nic can sustain a lengthy career in Hollywood, then you boy, are able to achieve absolutely anything you put your mind to.
However, you might need a night terror or two to get you there.
See, when he’s not getting arrested for drunkenly brawling with his wife and getting bailed out by Dog The Bounty Hunter, he’s being visited in the dead of night by a grinning stranger hovering over his bed eating ice-cream. For real.