Articles tagged with: Dog
Jessica Simpson’s Dog Get’s Eaten By A Thin Coyote
Well it seems Jessica Simpson has finally learned to not make her pets look so delicious all the time. No doubt right now she's stripping all her cats out of their hamburger outfits, she's un-plucking all her canary's feathers and hoping the generously applied butter-baste rinses off on it's own, and she's gonna stop breading her still-alive goldfish every 15 minutes. She's not giving all this up for no good reason though - it's because a coyote recently swooped in, picked up her pooch, and carried it off to a ferrel-dog picnic or something. Incidentally, all this happened right before Simpson's eyes.
Well it seems Jessica Simpson has finally learned to not make her pets look so delicious all the time. No doubt right now she's stripping all her cats out of their hamburger outfits, she's un-plucking all her canary's feathers and hoping the generously applied butter-baste rinses off on it's own, and she's gonna stop breading her still-alive goldfish every 15 minutes. She's not giving all this up for no good reason though - it's because a coyote recently swooped in, picked up her pooch, and carried it off to a ferrel-dog picnic or something. Incidentally, all this happened right before Simpson's eyes.
Ozzy Osbourne Doesn’t Bite The Head Off His Dog, But It Still Ends Up Dead
The world of entertainment has lost another of its true greats, adding yet another name to the list of death in the last few months. Following the hysterical splurge of affection for a man who just the day before was being mocked around the clock on Michael Jackson's death, through the shameful ignorance shown by the general populace on Steven Wells' death and after the rather embarrassing position David Carradine seemed to get himself into - before dying in said position - we have been left shocked by yet another loss. Ozzy Osbourne's dog has been eaten by a coyote. It'll be alright - wipe away the tears.
The world of entertainment has lost another of its true greats, adding yet another name to the list of death in the last few months. Following the hysterical splurge of affection for a man who just the day before was being mocked around the clock on Michael Jackson's death, through the shameful ignorance shown by the general populace on Steven Wells' death and after the rather embarrassing position David Carradine seemed to get himself into - before dying in said position - we have been left shocked by yet another loss. Ozzy Osbourne's dog has been eaten by a coyote. It'll be alright - wipe away the tears.
Poor Chunks Of India Really Hate Slumdog Millionaire
Although in 1995 India was a barren wasteland where nothing had ever lived, by 1996 billions of bums had moved in and turned it into a sort of poverty-themed Disneyland. Tourists love it - and it's the perfect setting for that Slum Dog Millionaire movie, don't you think? You don't think so? Well you're not alone - all homeless Indian denigrates agree with you wholeheartedly. Enough so that they're currently picketing outside the home of one of the film's stars for a big budget name-change or something.
Although in 1995 India was a barren wasteland where nothing had ever lived, by 1996 billions of bums had moved in and turned it into a sort of poverty-themed Disneyland. Tourists love it - and it's the perfect setting for that Slum Dog Millionaire movie, don't you think? You don't think so? Well you're not alone - all homeless Indian denigrates agree with you wholeheartedly. Enough so that they're currently picketing outside the home of one of the film's stars for a big budget name-change or something.
Mickey Rourke Vows To Hack Off Every Dog Testicle On Earth
As a newly-resurgent box office force, Mickey Rourke can now use his fame to raise awareness of anything he likes. So he has. And what good cause has Mickey Rourke chosen to promote? Why, the unnecessary proliferation of dog testicles. Mickey Rourke has taken part in a PETA campaign to urge dog owners to neuter their pets. Mickey says this is to stop the murder of millions of unwanted puppies each year, but we think differently - we think Mickey Rourke uses mashed-up dog testicles as a facial filler to mask his weird plastic surgery and that he's on a stockpile drive.
As a newly-resurgent box office force, Mickey Rourke can now use his fame to raise awareness of anything he likes. So he has. And what good cause has Mickey Rourke chosen to promote? Why, the unnecessary proliferation of dog testicles. Mickey Rourke has taken part in a PETA campaign to urge dog owners to neuter their pets. Mickey says this is to stop the murder of millions of unwanted puppies each year, but we think differently - we think Mickey Rourke uses mashed-up dog testicles as a facial filler to mask his weird plastic surgery and that he's on a stockpile drive.
Here’s A Dead Dog On Drugs With David Mitchell’s Voice
Over the years the government has tried many ways to get young people to stop taking drugs, but none more effective than this. It's a dead dog with a sawn-open chest screaming at a man who's having a nosebleed in the voice of David Mitchell from Peep Show. Seriously, point us towards the nearest monastery. We'll be fine there. ...
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 6 January 2009
10 - Our very first thought of 2009: "Jesus, fireworks are rubbish" Try and sit through all of this. Bet you can't... 9 - Apparently there are shipwrecks on Google Maps. Someone find us one - Informationweek 8 - Bob Dylan is a weirdo - Bite-Dose 7 - 10 things not to say to ...
Jennifer Lopez Sued Over Alleged Doggy Chomp Attack
Reason why Jennifer Lopez is better than you: She gets to take dogs onto planes, but you can't even take a medium-sized bottle of Timotei. Don't worry about it too much though, because taking dogs onto planes has its downsides - like, for instance, when the dog goes berserk and bites a flight attendant and she falls over and hurts her back and can't work and sues you for $5 million. That's what a flight attendant is claiming happened when Jennifer Lopez took her German Shepherd on a flight, anyway. The lawsuit hasn't gone through yet, so we don't know if this savage dog attack really happened or not. But if it did, good for Jennifer Lopez. $5 million is a small sum to pay so long as it reminds the flight attendants of the world that when Jennifer Lopez wants her complimentary peanuts, she jolly well wants them now.
Reason why Jennifer Lopez is better than you: She gets to take dogs onto planes, but you can't even take a medium-sized bottle of Timotei. Don't worry about it too much though, because taking dogs onto planes has its downsides - like, for instance, when the dog goes berserk and bites a flight attendant and she falls over and hurts her back and can't work and sues you for $5 million. That's what a flight attendant is claiming happened when Jennifer Lopez took her German Shepherd on a flight, anyway. The lawsuit hasn't gone through yet, so we don't know if this savage dog attack really happened or not. But if it did, good for Jennifer Lopez. $5 million is a small sum to pay so long as it reminds the flight attendants of the world that when Jennifer Lopez wants her complimentary peanuts, she jolly well wants them now.
Stop Press! Legendary EastEnders Character To Be Killed Off
Soap operas are brilliant, aren’t they? They all give a retrospective insight into life in the various locations where they are all filmed.
In Emmerdale for instance, all the characters belong to rival farming tribes and live in the middle of nowhere. Coronation Street is full of a variety of characters, from the old, young and transsexual. But the best has to be EastEnders. It's attempt at showing murky gangster activity is hilarious. All these soaps also have one thing in common.
It doesn't matter how legendary a soap character is, as soon as they've been killed off they'll never work on television again. For one unlucky EastEnders character, their 14-year stint is soon to be over. But who is it? Find out after the jump.
