Articles tagged with: Documentary
Britney Spears Doc: The Nanosecond You Didn’t Already Hear About
The contents of the Britney Spears documentary, Britney: Buy My Record, were perhaps the worst-kept secret in history. To be fair, everyone knew what to expect anyway - 90 minutes of Britney Spears going "Cuh! What happened THERE? Lorks a-lummy, I went proper bananas for a while, didn't I? Oh well, I'm better now. Buy my record" - but that didn't stop all the interesting parts of the documentary creeping out weeks ago. But now that Britney: Have I Told You About My Record has been aired in America, we now know everything that happened in it from start to finish. So what did happen in Britney: You Know What'd Make A Lovely Christmas Present For All Your Loved Ones? My Record? Nothing. It turns out that people weren't leaking the interesting parts of the documentary, just the bits where Britney Spears used actual identifiable words.
The contents of the Britney Spears documentary, Britney: Buy My Record, were perhaps the worst-kept secret in history. To be fair, everyone knew what to expect anyway - 90 minutes of Britney Spears going "Cuh! What happened THERE? Lorks a-lummy, I went proper bananas for a while, didn't I? Oh well, I'm better now. Buy my record" - but that didn't stop all the interesting parts of the documentary creeping out weeks ago. But now that Britney: Have I Told You About My Record has been aired in America, we now know everything that happened in it from start to finish. So what did happen in Britney: You Know What'd Make A Lovely Christmas Present For All Your Loved Ones? My Record? Nothing. It turns out that people weren't leaking the interesting parts of the documentary, just the bits where Britney Spears used actual identifiable words.
Britney Spears Doc: Now With More Rhyming Self-Disparagement
You probably haven't heard about the new Britney Spears documentary yet, because it's only been everywhere all the time forever. In fact it's fair to say that so much of the Britney Spears documentary has now been leaked that the only new footage that'll come as a surprise to anyone watching the whole thing next week is a three-second snippet of Britney Spears gazing into the middle distance and wistfully humming the theme-tune to Animal Hospital. For instance, People magazine has now seen an exclusive preview of Britney: For The Record, and the most exciting bit left to review seems to be when Britney Spears starts crying and says of her life "It's bad. I'm sad." Bad? Sad? That's the most eloquent you can be, Britney? Disappointing. We just expected something more profound from the poet behind "Womanizer womanizer/ You're a womanizer/ Oh/ Womanizer/ Oh."
You probably haven't heard about the new Britney Spears documentary yet, because it's only been everywhere all the time forever. In fact it's fair to say that so much of the Britney Spears documentary has now been leaked that the only new footage that'll come as a surprise to anyone watching the whole thing next week is a three-second snippet of Britney Spears gazing into the middle distance and wistfully humming the theme-tune to Animal Hospital. For instance, People magazine has now seen an exclusive preview of Britney: For The Record, and the most exciting bit left to review seems to be when Britney Spears starts crying and says of her life "It's bad. I'm sad." Bad? Sad? That's the most eloquent you can be, Britney? Disappointing. We just expected something more profound from the poet behind "Womanizer womanizer/ You're a womanizer/ Oh/ Womanizer/ Oh."
Britney Spears Will Pretty Much Never Be Happy Again
So Britney Spears, you're a number one singer, you can see your children more often and your hair's grown back - are you happy? No. No, obviously Britney Spears isn't happy. In fact, judging by the slivers that have been leaked out about next month's Britney Spears documentary Britney: For The Record, the poor girl seems sadder than ever. In the documentary, you see, Britney Spears compares her entire life to a prison sentence. That's not so bad, really - at least in prison you get three square meals a day, a bed to sleep on and as many violent bummings as a girl could wish for - but Britney Spears goes one step further than that. In fact, Britney Spears says her life is like Groundhog Day. And since that means it'll culminate in a romantic encounter with Andie MacDowell, it's clearly far far worse than any of us could possible imagine.
So Britney Spears, you're a number one singer, you can see your children more often and your hair's grown back - are you happy? No. No, obviously Britney Spears isn't happy. In fact, judging by the slivers that have been leaked out about next month's Britney Spears documentary Britney: For The Record, the poor girl seems sadder than ever. In the documentary, you see, Britney Spears compares her entire life to a prison sentence. That's not so bad, really - at least in prison you get three square meals a day, a bed to sleep on and as many violent bummings as a girl could wish for - but Britney Spears goes one step further than that. In fact, Britney Spears says her life is like Groundhog Day. And since that means it'll culminate in a romantic encounter with Andie MacDowell, it's clearly far far worse than any of us could possible imagine.
People Who Still Use MySpace Can Clean Courtney Love’s House For Money. Take That Facebook
Are you generally considered clean? Do you enjoy the smell of peroxide? Do you ever float Indian style in your kitchen while that one nice black lady delivers a monologue about shiny floors? Are you pretty good at getting 14-year-old bloodstains off of mostly ceilings but probably a little bit off of the upper walls? Would grunge have appealed to you more if it had a heavier emphasis on germ-free personal living quarters? If so, you should definitely put all of that down on a resume - because Courtney Love may really think about employing you. She said as much on her MySpace account, the venue she's using to apparently hire a maid.
Are you generally considered clean? Do you enjoy the smell of peroxide? Do you ever float Indian style in your kitchen while that one nice black lady delivers a monologue about shiny floors? Are you pretty good at getting 14-year-old bloodstains off of mostly ceilings but probably a little bit off of the upper walls? Would grunge have appealed to you more if it had a heavier emphasis on germ-free personal living quarters? If so, you should definitely put all of that down on a resume - because Courtney Love may really think about employing you. She said as much on her MySpace account, the venue she's using to apparently hire a maid.
