Brazil: Naomi Campbell’s Blood? Ew Gross, No It has long been foretold that Naomi Campbell's blood would spill forth upon the land, creeping into every house, every street and every unfortunate gaping mouth that happens to be astounded by the sight of such a big red tidal wave. In recent years theologians have stated that all the signs are in place, and that the apocalyptic super-model's body explosion would happen any day now. We're still waiting. Let's hope it doesn't happen anytime soon either - because as it stands right now her blood isn't even good enough to save under-weight mosquito children. Well we think that's how it stands. We've actually only read headlines on the matter.

The Hunt Is On For Heath Ledger’s Possible Indirect Death-Enablers

The mystery behind the untimely death of Heath Ledger has now been cleaned up, but there's still just one loose end left.

As everyone knows, Heath Ledger died because of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs - and now an investigation has been launched into the doctors who prescribed those drugs to Heath Ledger.

Needless to say, this investigation won't bring Heath Ledger back, but it might get a couple of doctors struck off, which is the next best thing. Stupid doctors with their 'cures' for all these so-called 'illnesses'. Idiots.