Articles tagged with: Doctor
If you're a fan of George Clooney and you miss the days when he used to cut people open so he could more accurately shift their innards around - have we got good news for you! No, we're not talking about every single girl he dated in the eighties and their wild accusations against him - if they exist at all. We're talking about him making a bold return to ER - that Doogie Howser spin-off with an all grown-up cast. You see, as we heard it he's short on cash, and he became so right in the middle of a driveway repaving. That's when ER execs swooped in with several individually wrapped dollar bills to impress him with.
This is a bit of a secret, so keep it under your hats, but apparently Paul McCartney is quite good at music. That's not because Paul McCartney was one of the principle songwriters in the world's biggest-ever band, mind you. No, it's because Paul McCartney has now been given an honorary Doctor of Music degree from Yale University. Just an honorary one, mind you - Paul McCartney isn't that good at music. Despite the token nature of the doctorate, Paul McCartney's new title means that he now gets to fist-fight Dr Fox to determine who has the most pointlessly hokey medical-sounding title. Careful, Sir Paul - Foxy fights dirty, plus you're really bloody old. The odds aren't looking great.
Priscilla Presley is gloriously unique - as things stand, she's the only woman in the world who's been in a Naked Gun film, married Elvis Presley and had Argentinian auto engine lubricant injected into her face.
Priscilla Presley had Argentinian auto engine lubricant injected into her face, did we mention that? We did? Oh good.
We should probably point out that Priscilla Presley had it done by accident by a dodgy male prostitute who pretended to be a cosmetic surgeon and told her it was better than Botox. But we should only point that out because it sounds hilarious and not because it's agonising and has ruined Priscilla Presley's life and stuff, which it probably has, to be honest.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
Every year there are thousands of people around the globe who claim to be abducted, and to have had alien technology embedded under their skin. Go to a surgeon with a story like that and you'll probably be laughed out of the office - unless of course, you happen to be in the waiting room of Dr Roger Leir. He claims to have removed about a dozen of these implants from people's bodies.
Not only that, but he also claims some of these things emit radio signals - and some of them have even moved themselves to avoid being taken out. Coast to Coast host George Noory was an eyewitness to that last bit.
Now that the death of Kanye West's mother Donda West is starting to sink in, the time for blaming people can begin in earnest - and that's not such good news for Dr Jan Adams.
With all signs currently suggesting that Donda West died from complications arising from a simple tummy-tuck procedure, it seems as if Jan Adams - the surgeon who operated on Donda West - would be the natural choice to bear the brunt of the blame. But remember that Donda apparently had a pre-existing medical condition, and that no surgical procedure is ever routine, so it's unfair to lay her death at the surgeon's feet so early on. What's that? Dr Jan Adams has a history of malpractice suits and a medical board tried to revoke his license because he kept getting arrested for DUI? Well in that case it's perfectly fine to blame him.
Plus Jan Adams hosted NBC's male version of The View. The bastard!
