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Paris Hilton Is Still Trying Not to Suck At Making Music

May 23rd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Remember way back when Paris Hilton was still relevant? Well, we must have all somehow been transported back to 2006, because she’s started dropping hints about her new album.

Lil Wayne’s mentor Birdman announced on Twitter that he’s signed the heiress to his label, Cash Money Records, which is also home to Drake, Nicki Minaj, Tyga and Busta Rhymes. Have fun imagining a conversation between Paris Hilton and Nicki Minaj, for a second. There’s a pretty good chance it would end in Nicki rugby-tackling Paris to the ground and taking her hair extensions as a trophy.

Jimmy Savile is a Perverted Child Molester (Not Surprised)

October 10th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Jimmy Savile was a strange person. He wore velour tracksuits, was never seen in the company of a woman, and raised millions of pounds for charity, all while looking permanently aged and like an old great uncle. Kids loved him. It turns out – after his death – that he may have loved kids too.

It’s a terrible thing to say, but there are serious allegations being laid at Savile that he molested and raped at least 30 different young girls during his time as a DJ and TV presenter. Commander Peter Spindler of the Metropolitan Police has said that “it is quite clear from what women are telling us that Savile was a predatory sex offender.”

Simon Cowell Wants Cheryl Cole And Tries To Reinvent The Scratch DJ

January 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Simon Cowell has made stars of boybands, Chico, Susan Boyle and a variety of completely forgettable singers like Steve Brookstein, Leon Thingy and DooDah Sneddon. Possibly. We’re get all those talent shows confused these days.

So what’s his next move? Well, apart from publicly wooing Cheryl Cole again (presumably Kelly Rowland can’t be bothered saying ‘boo’/sitting next to the bizarre Tulisa on the X Factor next year), he’s decided he’s going to make a talent show about DJs.

Seriously. While this may pique the interest of some, there’s little chance it could work in a primetime format… surely?

Sarah Harding Leaves Rehab After Recovering From Irrational Hatred of Daniel O’Donnell

November 14th, 2011 By Michael Park

Sarah Harding, or the blonde one from Girls Aloud, has spent the last wee while in rehab. Did you know that?

No, neither did we.

Is it that no-one told us or simply that the admission of a celebrity to rehab has become so commonplace that we now spend more time focussing on what Daniel O’Donnell’s up to. He’s nice. Grans like Daniel O’Donnell.

Sarah Harding doesn’t though. She thinks he’s boring and once interrupted a West

“You’re A Dead Man Westwood!” Man Shows Tim Who The Real Big Dog Is

July 29th, 2011 By Kris Silver

THE BIG DOG IS IN THE HOUSE! 6 words that, when you hear them on the radio, let you know that it's time to change the station, because the whitest man in history, Tim Westwood, is about to start broadcasting.

It's fairly safe to say we all hate Westwood, after all what is there to love about a man who looks like a geography teacher painfully trying to hard to appear ?street? to keep his pupils interested?

But none of us seem to hate Westwood quite as much as Mark Bulcock.

Fearne Cotton Splits With Her Fiance After He Realises How Ghoulish She Is

May 23rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The year is 2011AD and no-one has quite managed to work out what the point of Fearne Cotton is. Even her BBC bosses think she’s useless, but they persist in hiring her under the misguided notion that she appeals to Ver Yoof of Britain.

Even they hate her.

Still, at least Fearne has someone to go home to who will hold her and love her when all around are loudly booing and hissing at her, right? Wrong. That’s because she’s now as single as can be after it was announced that she’s split from her fianc? Jesse Jenkins. Presumably, he’s only just started to hear what people have actually been saying about his entirely hopeless ex.

HecklerPlay: Technology And DJ Culture

August 7th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

On their debut album Pablo Honey, Radiohead have a track entitled, Anyone Can Play Guitar. Was it an ironic statement? Possibly, anyone can technically pick up said instrument and strum away, but it takes a slight bit of skill in order to actually craft and perfect some sort of pop song.

A decade or so later, their prophecy came true with the launch of Guitar Hero, a soul destroying button bashing music based game.

But that is only a game and if anything it encouraged more people to pick an instrument and learn to play songs for themselves. The opposite has seemingly happened in the world of DJing, partly due to the way music and technology has evolved. Instead of lugging a box of vinyl records around and breaking your back, this can be now be condensed via, CD, iPod and laptop. Using our vague experience, we?ll attempt to work out which is best, if any.

Kate Moss Might Have Taken Some More Drugs: Some Bloke

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

A supermodel taking drugs isn't a massive surprise to anyone, less so when a supermodel takes drugs at a rave – but a supermodel's rave-based drug-taking behaviour shocking a DJ? That hardly sounds right at all.

But it seems to be the case anyway. Two years after Kate Moss was hounded out of most of her modelling contracts following a picture of her possibly taking some drugs, it's been claimed by a DJ that she's at it again. Elliot Eastwick was the DJ at a recent party to celebrate Davinia Taylor's 30th birthday, and he claims that throughout the party Kate Moss kept screaming things like "I want some gear!" "Get me some gear!" and "Who's got the drugs?" – statements that seem innocuous enough to the average listener, but are all thought to be carefully-coded underworld slang-phrases that can only be understood by other drug-addicts which may or may not detail Kate Moss' desire to take some drugs.