Articles tagged with: Divorce
Sean Penn Calls Off His Wife-Split Again, Again, Again
Possibly in a bid to prove once and for all that filming the movie Milk didn't really turn him gay, Sean Penn has decided to call off his legal separation from his big, fat, ugly wife. For the record, the woman is probably small, thin and pretty - but wife-compliments are just the kind of thing Sean doesn't allow people to throw around in his wife's presence. That's why she was leaving him, we heard. We didn't really hear that.
Possibly in a bid to prove once and for all that filming the movie Milk didn't really turn him gay, Sean Penn has decided to call off his legal separation from his big, fat, ugly wife. For the record, the woman is probably small, thin and pretty - but wife-compliments are just the kind of thing Sean doesn't allow people to throw around in his wife's presence. That's why she was leaving him, we heard. We didn't really hear that.
Mel Gibson’s Russian Girlfriend Is Ripe With Child
Is Russia a third world country? Perhaps - but lets review the indicators before we rush to judgment. The first is that we've recently seen three television ads suggesting we send only 75¢ a day to what looks like a science-farm full of little bald Gorbachev clones. This doesn't sound like much until you know an apparently overweight Sally Struthers was their spokesperson, and the children had flies crawling across their head-spots. A second indicator to consider could be that their non-cloned population growth is so high they've begun to outsource for sperm donors. Mel Gibson, apparently, was quick to oblige.
Is Russia a third world country? Perhaps - but lets review the indicators before we rush to judgment. The first is that we've recently seen three television ads suggesting we send only 75¢ a day to what looks like a science-farm full of little bald Gorbachev clones. This doesn't sound like much until you know an apparently overweight Sally Struthers was their spokesperson, and the children had flies crawling across their head-spots. A second indicator to consider could be that their non-cloned population growth is so high they've begun to outsource for sperm donors. Mel Gibson, apparently, was quick to oblige.
