Christmas is over, you’ve got those rubbish gadgets and books that you’ll never read and all you can think about is that £20 voucher that your Gran threw at you.
Here are a few home video releases that you may have missed during the holidays:
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District 9
Pounds and pence.
Folded:
- Starting university (if you’re going you should have gone last week. Hope you’re enjoying yourselves)
- Sugababes split! (well one of them leaves and another joins, but it’s a start)
- Picnics (okay so it’s getting a bit cold now, but there is no better way to spend forty quid on food you have to make yourself. It’s rewarding or something)
- District 9 (just make sure you watch reading any reviews)
- White Lies (Rusko’s Euphoria Mix) by Mr Hudson (damn near irresistible beat)
Creased:
- The Love of Money: The Age of Risk (thanks to BBC 2’s programme last week for telling us how rich we used to be. Yep, it was champagne for lunch in ’06. Apparently)
- Drive in movies (so there you are on the front row with 800 odd cars behind you in a field with two exits and no traffic system. Throw in heavy rain and you’ve got an interesting evening)
- Starting university (don’t think about the trillion quid you’re going to owe at the end of it)
- Wet (unless you miss Lara Croft that much)
- ‘HQ’ on youtube (seems that to pass as ‘high quality’ your video has be only slightly
better than a yellowy home movie from the sixties)
We’re not really sure why, but this weekend saw the release an unusually large amount of movies.
One of them features several pig-ugly, slime-covered sub-humans who look like they suffer from chronic hygiene problems. But sadly Bandslam didn’t even make the US weekend box office top five this week. Instead, alien sci-fi movie District 9 is number one.
Do you see what we did there? We said that Vanessa Hudgens looks dirty and slimy. She isn’t, of course. At least not until her next batch of naked photos hit the internet. We give it a fortnight.
