Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Soulja Boy, a chap who has made a career out of singing like a deaf cow having a giant pineapple inserted into its anus, is in trouble with the law. Great for the street-cred, not so good with the whole avoiding a raping in the prison showers.
See, the ‘rapper’ (real name Clangy Van Heusen) got released on bail after appearing in a Georgia court on drug and weapons charges.
Soulja would like to take a moment to tell you that he is innocent, okay?
The American army are all big and tough aren’t they? They won WWII single-handedly according to the movies and did a grand job in Vietnam and are currently in the Middle East, posing next to pictures of people being tortured.
Don’t mess with the American armed forces, right? They can withstand anything!
Apart from, that is, people calling them names. The old adage of ‘sticks and stones’ doesn’t apply to the US military because that’s what hurts them the most. If only Al-Qaeda knew this from the off! They could’ve battered America just by calling them all nasty names. It would’ve saved a lot of money on pilot training too. And we know this because of something that Soulja Boy has done.
It's fair to say that Cheryl Cole?s had a pretty rough few weeks. She lost her job on the US version of the X-Factor and was replaced on the UK version by Tulisa from N-Dubz.
Oo?r Cheryl is just like the kitten at the animal shelter that no one wants. Looking up at us with her doe-eyes, trying her best to put on a brave face, but knowing deep down that She'll never be taken in by anyone again.
So Louis Walsh has taken it upon himself to do the decent thing and stuff Cheryl into a sack before throwing her into the river.
