Articles tagged with: Disney
Disney Towes The Yellow Submarine Back Out To Sea
For centuries now we've all wondered what would happen if a drunken Ringo Starr were to make sweet love to a liquored-up Mickey Mouse. For most of us the answer is obvious - Pluto would move out. We're not really sure if it'd be genetically possible for them to breed - but a kid eventually born with the mouse's ears and Ringo's sniffer, well he'd have a tough time in grade school. Of course they'd never actually mate for some reason we can't put our fingers on, but they could collaborate in other ways - like in Disney's upcoming remake of Yellow Submarine.
For centuries now we've all wondered what would happen if a drunken Ringo Starr were to make sweet love to a liquored-up Mickey Mouse. For most of us the answer is obvious - Pluto would move out. We're not really sure if it'd be genetically possible for them to breed - but a kid eventually born with the mouse's ears and Ringo's sniffer, well he'd have a tough time in grade school. Of course they'd never actually mate for some reason we can't put our fingers on, but they could collaborate in other ways - like in Disney's upcoming remake of Yellow Submarine.
All Aboard The High School Musical 4 Bus
If you are anything like hecklerspray then your high school experience can be summed up with just a few words: plague-like bloody diarrhoea, ultra massive steroid use, and posing nude so the seniors can properly take their anatomy final. There was never any spontaneous singing though - and a good thing too, because that would have been super gay - like East High gay. Speaking of which - you know how there's been a pleasant calm in the world since everyone everywhere knows the cast graduated, and so can't make any more sequels? Well no more - Disney has just committed to HSM4.
If you are anything like hecklerspray then your high school experience can be summed up with just a few words: plague-like bloody diarrhoea, ultra massive steroid use, and posing nude so the seniors can properly take their anatomy final. There was never any spontaneous singing though - and a good thing too, because that would have been super gay - like East High gay. Speaking of which - you know how there's been a pleasant calm in the world since everyone everywhere knows the cast graduated, and so can't make any more sequels? Well no more - Disney has just committed to HSM4.
The Crappy Third Narnia Movie Is BACK ON!
The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe is the most popular Narnia book because everyone loves lions and witches. No wardrobes, though. Wardrobes can eff off. However, despite The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe's success, the other Narnia books are as popular as diarrhoea in a wetsuit. And that's why Disney decided not to make the third Narnia movie, The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader. But relax - Twentieth Century Fox has stepped in to produce The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader. You'll see your boring film about irritating children titting about on a boat with a Jesus-lion after all!
The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe is the most popular Narnia book because everyone loves lions and witches. No wardrobes, though. Wardrobes can eff off. However, despite The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe's success, the other Narnia books are as popular as diarrhoea in a wetsuit. And that's why Disney decided not to make the third Narnia movie, The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader. But relax - Twentieth Century Fox has stepped in to produce The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader. You'll see your boring film about irritating children titting about on a boat with a Jesus-lion after all!
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 13 January 2009
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Naked Adrienne Bailon, Disney Cheetah Girl, All Over Everywhere
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
Miley Cyrus Never Ever Leaving Hannah Montana Ever. Ever.
Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus a star - well, to be more accurate it was Hannah Montana, constant implied teenage nudity and a creepy dad. But for now let's just assume that Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus famous. It was a great set-up - Disney got hundreds of millions of dollars and Miley Cyrus got to be brought up surrounded by people all too scared to ever disagree with her, giving her dangerously false expectations for the rest of her life - but there may be trouble on the horizon. Rumour has it that Miley Cyrus feels she's got too big for Hannah Montana and is trying to get fired from the show. However, Disney has shot down these reports and has promised all the young fans that Miley Cyrus will remain on Hannah Montana forever. Nice try, Miley. Don't you know that the only way to leave a creatively stifling kid's TV show is to get pregnant? Did Jamie Lynn Spears teach you nothing?
Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus a star - well, to be more accurate it was Hannah Montana, constant implied teenage nudity and a creepy dad. But for now let's just assume that Hannah Montana made Miley Cyrus famous. It was a great set-up - Disney got hundreds of millions of dollars and Miley Cyrus got to be brought up surrounded by people all too scared to ever disagree with her, giving her dangerously false expectations for the rest of her life - but there may be trouble on the horizon. Rumour has it that Miley Cyrus feels she's got too big for Hannah Montana and is trying to get fired from the show. However, Disney has shot down these reports and has promised all the young fans that Miley Cyrus will remain on Hannah Montana forever. Nice try, Miley. Don't you know that the only way to leave a creatively stifling kid's TV show is to get pregnant? Did Jamie Lynn Spears teach you nothing?
Miley Cyrus in Appearing Nearly Nude Non-Shocker. Again.
No. Just no. There's a line, it was already crossed and now it's being urinated on from the other side. This has to stop. Right now. One more time, for the road, Miley Cyrus has got half naked, someone has taken photos and one more time, for the road, they have been uploaded on to the internet. And we all know how very much the world of the internet loves pictures of 15-year-olds in small amounts of clothing. She's fifteen, people. Stop it. If this were a no-name young girl from Bognor Regis then whomever uploaded these pictures would probably receive something of a slapped wrist by the local authorities, but because it's a superstar Disney child-celeb it's all fine to go plastering half the internet with scantly-clad photographs of her. Go on - search for it. You'll find them on supposedly respectable sites, including FOX News. This is the same FOX News that cries crocodile tears and attempts to whip up public outrage every time anything 'immoral' happens in the world. Apparently a small girl in her underwear doesn't qualify for that same outrage - in fact, it's news.
No. Just no. There's a line, it was already crossed and now it's being urinated on from the other side. This has to stop. Right now. One more time, for the road, Miley Cyrus has got half naked, someone has taken photos and one more time, for the road, they have been uploaded on to the internet. And we all know how very much the world of the internet loves pictures of 15-year-olds in small amounts of clothing. She's fifteen, people. Stop it. If this were a no-name young girl from Bognor Regis then whomever uploaded these pictures would probably receive something of a slapped wrist by the local authorities, but because it's a superstar Disney child-celeb it's all fine to go plastering half the internet with scantly-clad photographs of her. Go on - search for it. You'll find them on supposedly respectable sites, including FOX News. This is the same FOX News that cries crocodile tears and attempts to whip up public outrage every time anything 'immoral' happens in the world. Apparently a small girl in her underwear doesn't qualify for that same outrage - in fact, it's news.
Sam Raimi and The Evil Disney
Let's rewind to another, simpler, stupider time: the 1980s. It was a time when some things happened, some stuff did some stuff and some naughty drugs were taken a lot by high-powered businessmen in high-powered business suits. It was also a time when the original The Evil Dead movie came out, made for around $375,000, starring nobodies, with a sense of humour and receiving a great deal of positive remarks from the critics. Fast forward to the other year and Sam Raimi, director of The Evil Dead has just released Spider-Man 3; a huge-budget summer blockbuster, starring some of Hollywood's biggest names and courting some very mixed reviews.
Let's rewind to another, simpler, stupider time: the 1980s. It was a time when some things happened, some stuff did some stuff and some naughty drugs were taken a lot by high-powered businessmen in high-powered business suits. It was also a time when the original The Evil Dead movie came out, made for around $375,000, starring nobodies, with a sense of humour and receiving a great deal of positive remarks from the critics. Fast forward to the other year and Sam Raimi, director of The Evil Dead has just released Spider-Man 3; a huge-budget summer blockbuster, starring some of Hollywood's biggest names and courting some very mixed reviews.
