Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
10 – One of these cats is Barack Obama, the other is John McCain. The third one is us…
9 – Jordan & Peter Andre not splitting up any more, for now. Warning – images not safe for anything – Popsugar
8 – Come to think of it, we have always wanted a vandal octopus for a pet – Telegraph
7 – Jeremy Clarkson recreates the bit from Jackass where they all dress up as really old men – YouTube
6 – Sienna Miller does a music video. Bizarrely, it’s even worse than you’d expect – Holymoly
Cheryl Cole is not only planning a divorce, but an STI check too, as she is worried that her husband Ashley’s penis may have infested her vagina with the fanny bacteria of Brooke Healy, according to The Star.
Brooke, a model, recently claimed that the marauding Chelsea left back managed to slip one into her empty net, having told her that he doesn’t like having a goalie involved, as they ruin the feeling he gets as his ball ripples round the back of the net.
It should be said that it's never been confirmed that Ashley Cole has just the one ball.
