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10 - First things first, check the WHO disease centre for news of how many people you grew up with are now dead from Swine Flu - WHO
9 - Too terrified to read words? Here’s a map of real-time global cases, so you can track the deadly Swine Flu until it breezes through your letterbox and kills you – Healthmap
8 – Here’s the most appropriate song we could think of today – YouTube
7 - Swine Flu! The culprit revealed! – Growabrain.
Looking for a bonanza of entertainment, are you? Then do a Google image search for impetigo. Go ahead and do it now. We’ll wait. Ah, there’s that lovely sound of violent retching we were waiting for. The foamy white ones are our favourites, too.
Sure, we all get to have the thrill of infectious skin disease image searching, but guess who’s out there with real-life infectious skin disease. Amy Winehouse, that’s who. She’s got impetigo on her face. So, yes, there is legitimately, clinically something wrong with her face that doesn’t have to do with the brutal thwomping of drugs and alcohol, or eyeliner wings that look like they’re desperately trying to get her face to take flight. Who knew?
