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Great News: Disaster Movie Not Top Of US Weekend Box Office
Every year they've come and every year they've made a little part of us die inside - Date Movie, Superhero Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans... So we met the news of Disaster Movie's release with a kind of grim stoicism. Yes, Disaster Movie would be an awful hodge-podge of cackhanded spoofs so hopelessly broad that only the very worst kind of dribbling crosseyed halfwit would enjoy, but it'd end up as number one in the weekend box office and our burgeoning misanthropy would get another power-boost. But no - Disaster Movie isn't top of the US weekend box office. Disaster Movie isn't even in the weekend box office top five. Tropic Thunder's still number one. Thanks, humanity! A bit!
Every year they've come and every year they've made a little part of us die inside - Date Movie, Superhero Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans... So we met the news of Disaster Movie's release with a kind of grim stoicism. Yes, Disaster Movie would be an awful hodge-podge of cackhanded spoofs so hopelessly broad that only the very worst kind of dribbling crosseyed halfwit would enjoy, but it'd end up as number one in the weekend box office and our burgeoning misanthropy would get another power-boost. But no - Disaster Movie isn't top of the US weekend box office. Disaster Movie isn't even in the weekend box office top five. Tropic Thunder's still number one. Thanks, humanity! A bit!
