Jennifer Aniston Has Dinner With Brad Pitt! Dinner! Possibly! Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may have had a secret dinner together, so you know what this means - Jennifer Aniston actually eats stuff. Weird. According to reports, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston met up in secret during the Toronto Film Festival, where Brad Pitt is promoting Burn After Reading and Jennifer Aniston is promoting her recent break-up with John Mayer or a new haircut or something. Seriously, we haven't bothered to check. Anyway, this Brad Pitt/ Jennifer Aniston dinner might not have happened - in fact, it's more likely that Brad and Jennifer went to great lengths to studiously avoid each other - but let's report the dinner as fact anyway. That way we might anger Angelina Jolie enough to stop thumping out a baby with a stupid name every couple of minutes. We're doing you a favour, really.

Mel Gibson Saves Britney Spears, Noshes Some Borsch a Bit

There’s nothing that randomly brings two totally opposite people together like a bit of Tolstoy.

You know, a friendly dialogue over the falsities of society entangled throughout Anna Karenina, a little chat over motifs of enigmatic love and philosophies of death in War and Peace - it happens every day. No, really. Just ask Mel Gibson and Britney Spears. These two were all chummy-like over dinner at a Russian restaurant over the weekend that has a unique selection of Russian books on the premises.

You see, Mel Gibson is trying to help Britney Spears, so of course they got together for an evening of laughs and Russian literature. And everyone knows that it takes one sometimes embarrassingly drunken nutter to save another sometimes embarrassingly drunken nutter.