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Ali Lohan’s Breasts Subject of Unsettling Media Attention, Lindsay Not Impressed
Another day, another pile of near-paedophillic crap comes spewing our way - it's Ali Lohan's turn again today. There seems to be an endless stream of reports flowing out in recent months, all concerning subjects that are - not that we place ourselves as moral crusaders, but - inappropriate for the young girls they are talking about. We've had the three thousand stories about 15-year-old Miley Cyrus and her penchant for getting nude and making everyone feel a bit ill, and now it's time for Lindsay Lohan's sister, Ali, to take the brunt of the press' speculation about whether or not she's had surgical enhancements. Oh, did we mention she's a 14-year-old girl who is barely in the public eye? The same 14-year-old girl who caused a frenzy by auditioning for [a man who used to direct] porn, in a film that was [not] porn? Yes, she's that one.
Another day, another pile of near-paedophillic crap comes spewing our way - it's Ali Lohan's turn again today. There seems to be an endless stream of reports flowing out in recent months, all concerning subjects that are - not that we place ourselves as moral crusaders, but - inappropriate for the young girls they are talking about. We've had the three thousand stories about 15-year-old Miley Cyrus and her penchant for getting nude and making everyone feel a bit ill, and now it's time for Lindsay Lohan's sister, Ali, to take the brunt of the press' speculation about whether or not she's had surgical enhancements. Oh, did we mention she's a 14-year-old girl who is barely in the public eye? The same 14-year-old girl who caused a frenzy by auditioning for [a man who used to direct] porn, in a film that was [not] porn? Yes, she's that one.
Lindsay Lohan Kills Off Any Chance of Her Being Interesting Again With Gay Wedding
Well she's finally gone and done it - at one time she was one of hecklerspray's mainstays, attracting thousands through our doors with the mere mention of her name. Now she never does anything exciting - never gets her bits out after a night on the lash (or even intentionally), never gets into public spats with other drunken little girls - she doesn't even get hit by motorbikes any more. Yes folks, Lindsay Lohan has become a great big pile of dull for us to cover here at hecklerspray towers. We mean, sure, her sister is attempting to whip up some controversy, thus making us all smile, but it just doesn't have the same effect. Lindsay just had something about her that made you laugh even harder when she did something completely moronic. And now, if reports are to be believed, it seems that Lindsay Lohan is going to get married to her partner Sam Ronson. Oh, for those in the dark, that's 'Sam' as in 'Samantha'. Lindsay decided she preferred girls, then went dull. It's always the way with old friends, isn't it?
Well she's finally gone and done it - at one time she was one of hecklerspray's mainstays, attracting thousands through our doors with the mere mention of her name. Now she never does anything exciting - never gets her bits out after a night on the lash (or even intentionally), never gets into public spats with other drunken little girls - she doesn't even get hit by motorbikes any more. Yes folks, Lindsay Lohan has become a great big pile of dull for us to cover here at hecklerspray towers. We mean, sure, her sister is attempting to whip up some controversy, thus making us all smile, but it just doesn't have the same effect. Lindsay just had something about her that made you laugh even harder when she did something completely moronic. And now, if reports are to be believed, it seems that Lindsay Lohan is going to get married to her partner Sam Ronson. Oh, for those in the dark, that's 'Sam' as in 'Samantha'. Lindsay decided she preferred girls, then went dull. It's always the way with old friends, isn't it?
Ali Lohan Destroys the Internet by Accident, Using the Power of Porn
Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.
Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.
