R Kelly Kiddy Porn Trial: It’s Sort of Him, Says FBI Chap WBet you want to hear all about the superstar defence witness who's threatening to sew up the R Kelly child pornography trial once and for all, right? Of course you do. That's terribly exciting news. But you're not going to hear anything about that for a while - not when an expert FBI forensic video analyst has dropped the huge bomb that the man in the piddle-heavy R Kelly sex tape is probably R Kelly. Alright, so maybe 'probably' is pushing it a little. What he actually said was that it wasn't very likely that anyone had digitally superimposed R Kelly's face onto the sex tape - a shock testimony that, if it is to be believed, immediately narrows the list of potential suspects down to a) R Kelly and b) every single man on Earth who isn't R Kelly. This is nailbiting stuff, people.