Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
FROM DIETPIXIE – It seems Angelina Jolie is human after all.
There was us thinking that the Lara Croft star was finding juggling motherhood, her career and various charity commitments a breeze.
Not so, say sources close to Angelina and Brad, who have revealed the reason we have not seen her much since the birth of the ridiculously-named twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon is because they are driving her potty.
FROM DIETPIXIE – At nearly 70, it’s hardly a surprise but the sprightly little megastar, Al Pacino, is finally filling out.
He’s been pictured looking pretty rotund and his archetypal black outfit was failing miserably to ‘slim’ his figure.
From DIETPIXIE – If you thought the release of the worst single ever, Popozao, was the lowest point in Kevin Federline’s ‘career’– think again.
That’s because Britney Spears’ ex-husband plans to release a fitness DVD.
You see, K-Fed does not want to rely on the $20,000 a month he gets from Britney Spears to help him bring up their two kids Jayden James, 21 months, and two-year-old Sean Preston, who he was given full custody of earlier this month.
FROM DIETPIXIE – Once, we were entranced by Britney Spears’ pop princess persona – now we’re more bothered about the size of her belly, and what’s bloating it this week.
After rumours of pregnancy have been quashed by Britney’s camp, with her folks saying the bloat was purely down to her medication, she has now been snapped with a shrinking tum.
FROM DIETPIXIE – Tom Cruise has welcomed the recommencement of Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes’ friendship, but only if the ‘d’ word is banned.
Yep, that’s right. Posh Spice and the better half of TomKat are forbidden to discuss diets, in case Katie ends up becoming as thin as Victoria.
TomKat are hoping to start babymaking in the near future, just like the Beckhams, and Tom is worried that Katie will become too obsessed with her diet and fitness regimes.
FROM DIETPIXIE – Pictures have emerged this weekend of Katie Price, aka Jordan, which show the damage that she has inflicted on her boobs after numerous operations.
Jordan, 29, has undergone four breast enlargement and reduction operations in the past ten years. This surgery, combined with giving birth to her three kids, has left her with misshapen, lumpy and scarred knockers.
From DIETPIXIE – Britain’s most famous pair of tits, Jordan and Peter Andre (see what we did there?) are squabbling between themselves again – and this time it’s not over their sex life or plastic surgery obsession, but food.
I don’t know about you, but reading about these celebs makes me feel so boring and unnecessary. My bloke and I usually argue over who ate the last naan bread, not about avoiding eating!
From Dietpixie – Robbie Williams – remember him? Yep, that bloke who once used to be in Take That, who left and became really successful, but then faded away again and now we never hear from him?
Well, the very same Robbie has been papped at his LA home, lounging by the pool with his lady – and by the looks of it he hasn’t half piled on the pounds.
He’s never been stick thin, and fair play to him for that. But he’s always been known as the ‘chubby one’, especially since Noel Gallagher labelled him ‘a fat dancer’ all those years ago.
From Dietpixie: WAG wife-to-be Coleen McLoughlin was been snapped eating fast food from McDonald’s in Miami’s airport last week.
There’s nothing wrong with that – a Big Mac and fries is probably the perfect tonic after months of hard dieting and exercise in preparation for your big day. And not forgetting days and nights of hard sunbathing, shopping, drinking and dancing in Florida – if you’re going to be marrying Wayne Rooney, that is.
