Articles tagged with: diet
Oprah Winfrey Blames Her Fat Belly On Something Called ‘Food’
The first week on January is traditionally the week of going to the gym twice and hoping it'll offset 12 months of compulsive doughnut abuse. But not if you're Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey knows that she's turned into a lardy old gutbucket lately, and she's determined to get slim again. And Oprah Winfrey plans to do this by not abusing food any more. And by 'abusing' food, Oprah means 'keeping it in her cupboard for any longer than she has to before stuffing it into her gob and rolling around the floor snorting like an animal'. We can't see it working, to be honest.
The first week on January is traditionally the week of going to the gym twice and hoping it'll offset 12 months of compulsive doughnut abuse. But not if you're Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey knows that she's turned into a lardy old gutbucket lately, and she's determined to get slim again. And Oprah Winfrey plans to do this by not abusing food any more. And by 'abusing' food, Oprah means 'keeping it in her cupboard for any longer than she has to before stuffing it into her gob and rolling around the floor snorting like an animal'. We can't see it working, to be honest.
Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Jack Black: Brace Yourself World, I’m Planning To Get Naked
From DIETPIXIE - Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger. Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up. Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That's right - nude scenes!! 'Nude scenes' and 'Jack Black' - if ever there was four words that should not ...
From DIETPIXIE - Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger. Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up. Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes. That's right - nude scenes!! 'Nude scenes' and 'Jack Black' - if ever there was four words that should not ...
Victoria Beckham’s Diet Plans For Katie Holmes
FROM DIETPIXIE - Tom Cruise has welcomed the recommencement of Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes’ friendship, but only if the ‘d’ word is banned. Yep, that’s right. Posh Spice and the better half of TomKat are forbidden to discuss diets, in case Katie ends up becoming as thin as Victoria. TomKat are hoping to start ...
FROM DIETPIXIE - Tom Cruise has welcomed the recommencement of Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes’ friendship, but only if the ‘d’ word is banned. Yep, that’s right. Posh Spice and the better half of TomKat are forbidden to discuss diets, in case Katie ends up becoming as thin as Victoria. TomKat are hoping to start ...
Shocking! Oprah Winfrey Goes On A Diet!
Oprah Winfrey’s name has become synonymous with yo-yo dieting over the years.
From one extreme of crash liquid diets to the other extreme of "yo, pass me that box of Ding Dongs", Oprah’s weight has inexplicably become a fascinating topic to people. Actually, take out the word ‘weight’ from that sentence and you've still got a mighty true statement, but nonetheless, Oprah is going to do a 21-day vegan detox diet.
Does this mean we have to see her strut out to show off her new skinny outfits like she always does after a diet? Wait, we don’t watch anyway, so who really gives a lovely toss?
