Premiership footballers? Not exactly the most likeable bunch in the world, are they?
Never has failure been rewarded so richly than in the top flight of English football. Apart from maybe the banking sector – but that’s a whole different story. They turn up for a few hours of training four days a week, play a match at the weekend and sometimes in midweek and earn a fortune doing it.
Sickening, isn’t it? Jealous? You bet we are.

