American Idol had it all last night – singing, haplessly choreographed squabbling between Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell.
And an elimination. And last night Didi Benami‘s journey came to an end. Actually, no, that sounds a bit dramatic. Didi Benami’s journey hasn’t come to an end at all – she’s just been eliminated from American Idol. She’s still got to look forward to the parts of her journey where nobody recognises her and they visibly glaze over when she launches into another one of her dreary American Idol anecdotes and she spends the rest of her life depressed and alone and singing to her obviously disinterested cats.
In other American Idol news, Tim Urban hasn’t been eliminated yet. From this we can draw the conclusion that all Americans are genuine idiots.
