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Puff Daddy’s New Song is Fire. There, I said it.

July 18th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Back in the 90’s I fucking loved Puff Daddy. “All About the Benjamins (The Rock Remix)” is legit my forever jam. Maybe my favorite rap song of all time. Puffy and the fam (Lil’ Kim, Mase, The Lox) pretty much slayed back in the day, then Puffy changed his name to P. Diddy, then just Diddy, then Diddy Dirty Money, and I kind of just gave up on him.

He decided to make fancy booze drinks instead of rap music and basically everyone forgot he was ever a rapper. I assumed he’d never make a quality jam again, however, with the release of “Finna Get Loose” that has all changed.

Drake’s Feud with Diddy is the Lamest Rap Feud EVER!

December 8th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This has not been Drake’s week. First, Chris Brown apparently reignites their feud by bringing up how Karrueche Tran cheated on him with Drake while he was in prison (bitches still need to get that dick. Or, in Drake’s case, warm snuggles while Luther Vandross plays). NOW, he’s feuding with former pal, P. Diddy, who punched him in the face Sunday night (or Monday morning, it was 4am) for some reason or another.

Drake is one of the softest rappers in the game. Everyone knows this. The internet is covered in memes dedicated to this fact. So, I’m genuinely baffled how he has so many damn feuds. I mean, I guess I get the Chris Brown one. Chris Brown would spend a year feuding with a desk he accidentally walked into, but Diddy? Diddy is almost as soft as Drake. The only way this feud could get any lamer was if Ja Rule was involved.

Diddy Knows What The Ladies Like – Proposes To Girlfriend On Instagram

February 4th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

Get ready to swoon, ladies. All signs are pointing to the fact that P Diddy proposed to his girlfriend with a photo of a ring that he posted on Instagram. Just like every little girl dreams of.?

It’s not quite as cheap as it sounds. You’d expect more than an out-of-focus photo of a diamond from a guy that allegedly spent ?80,000 on one night’s worth of booze in a London club. Although in all fairness, in the centre of London that only equals one round of drinks.

Tupac The Musical: Bringing Thug Life to Fancy-Pants Broadway

June 27th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

To my taste, Broadway shows have too much prancing around. Too many? spunky orphans and sullen phantoms, homicidal yet plucky chorus girls. It's tired … but what it needs to reinvigorate itself is clear: a little bitta gangsta rap.

Apparently, Afeni Shakur, Tupac?s mom, was thinking the same thing, because it was recently confirmed that she's producing a new?rap musical called ?Holler If Ya Hear Me??using Tupac?s music.

On the surface, it sounds ludicrous … nearly as ill-conceived as a musical about Rocky (and, yes,?that’s happening too!). Thankfully, the story is not biographical. Tupac will not be a character in the show ? not even in hologram-form … and the story is simply inspired by his music.

Diddy Goes Downtown, the First Black Dude to Rock the Abbey

May 17th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Last night,?the wee section of the twit-O-sphere that digs both hip hop and British period dramas, wet its collective pants over Diddy?s announcement that he had become a series regular on Downton Abbey. But, alas, it was all in jest … Diddy, that jokester, was just promoting his new Funny Or Die video.

In the video, Diddy clarifies recent press?announcing that the upcoming fourth season of his ?favorite show of all-time –?Downtown Abbey,”?will include a black cast member, by explaining that he himself has?been there from the beginning. The video then shows footage of?Diddy wreaking havoc on Downton, even daring to call the marvelous Dowager Countess ?a little bitchy.?

Diddy & Co Takeover Vegas Like They’re The Rat Pack

December 22nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

This Christmas, you may be pushing the boat out and spoiling yourself something rotten. You may have bought a load of cheeses that you wouldn’t normally buy. You may have got three bottles of drink in an attempt to make cocktails. It is the only time of year you ever buy p?t?.

Feels good doesn’t it?

Well, Sean Diddy Combes lives like that all the time. He can have p?t? whenever he wants. He’s so wealthy that he could mash-up Frosties in p?t? just to see what it’s like. And, because he can, he’s decided to start a new Rat Pack and takeover of Vegas. And there’s a film to accompany it.

Diddy Defies Police Gun-Search, Leaves Quickly

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Sean Diddy Puffy Poof Combs is a true suburbs-hardened gangster with millions of dollars up his sleeves and several guns built right into his arms.

We mean literally built right in, too – it makes him feel bionic or something. Originally he was supposed to use the arm-guns to fight crime, but now they’re just for awesome power displays at the Source Awards.

Gun arms or no gun arms though – recently as Puff was trying to enter a late night party, the cops were checking everyone for firearms. Combs got pissed, and then took off before the search began.

Joaquin Phoenix Isn’t Taking The Piss, And That’s A Promise

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Joaquin Phoenix is living the dream – specifically a cheese-informed fever dream that makes no sense whatsoever.

But a dream nonetheless. How many of us have wanted to quit our jobs, grow a gigantic Unabomber beard and become a rapper under Diddy‘s tutelage? That’s right, none of us. And that’s why, from all logical perspectives, Joaquin Phoenix’s behaviour has to be part of a giant Borat-style prank on the world.

Except it isn’t. Despite recent reports suggesting that Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck are making a spoof documentary about this together, Joaquin insists it’s completely real. We’ve never been so scared.

Joaquin Phoenix Becomes A Rapper. Someone Hold Us.

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Warning – there’s a strong likelihood that this story will send you into a dizzying seizure that you’ll never recover from.

Ready? OK – Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper. Wait, because it gets worse. Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper and Casey Affleck is making a documentary about it. Wait, though, because it gets worse.

The reason why Casey Affleck is directing a documentary about Joaquin Phoenix becoming a rapper is because Diddy has decided to teach him how to rap. We dare you to think of a worse idea than that. You’ve got all day.

Diddy Wants To Be James Bond, Despite Nobody Else Wanting That

March 24th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

After being a bit rubbish for a while, James Bond people have finally pulled their finger out of their arses and attempted to make things better.

They realised that Pierce Brosnan was only going to turn the films into girly musicals with spontaneous dance routines, so they had to relieve him of duty. Or put a bullet in his brain.

Enter Daniel Craig, the moody-looking sod who took over. His turn as Bond made sure that the films were at least semi-watchable. Despite the franchise getting back on its feet after a slight wobble, there is a potential villain waiting in the wings to destroy everything. Diddy wants to be the next James Bond, and no doubt wants to try and kill his enemies by spraying his fragrance in their eyes.