Rihanna’s ready to move on with her life and release that cheery ditty about shooting herself in the chest.
But she can’t. There’s unfinished business left. Before people can accept her as a singer again, they want Rihanna to answer a few questions about Chris Brown. Sadly, though, those question aren’t ‘What’s up with his teeth?’ or ‘Doesn’t he realise that he looks like a dickhead in that bowtie?’ – they’re more about domestic violence.
And Rihanna says it could happen to anyone. Well, anyone who ever goes near Chris Brown because he’s such a monumental titstick, at least. We think that was her point.
