Articles tagged with: Diana Ross
Michael Jackson: The Doggone Girl (And Boys) Are Katherine Jackson’s
So far the death of Michael Jackson has given a lot to his fans - but what if you're a fan of giant anticlimaxes? Don't worry - Michael Jackson has you covered, too. Because the custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids, which looked certain to be a scrap between Katherine Jackson, Debbie Rowe, the children's biological parents and Diana Flipping Ross, is over. From now on, those kids belong to Katherine Jackson. The children must be thrilled - because nobody's more like Michael Jackson than Katherine Jackson. Apart from a half-melted waxwork figurine of a Munch painting, obviously, but that'd just be impractical.
So far the death of Michael Jackson has given a lot to his fans - but what if you're a fan of giant anticlimaxes? Don't worry - Michael Jackson has you covered, too. Because the custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids, which looked certain to be a scrap between Katherine Jackson, Debbie Rowe, the children's biological parents and Diana Flipping Ross, is over. From now on, those kids belong to Katherine Jackson. The children must be thrilled - because nobody's more like Michael Jackson than Katherine Jackson. Apart from a half-melted waxwork figurine of a Munch painting, obviously, but that'd just be impractical.
Michael Jackson Sells His Kids To Diana Ross Or Something
Michael Jackson's kids must be going through a horrific time at the moment - their dad has just died, after all. Worse still, it looks like they're going to be at the centre of a confusing, emotionally-exhausting custody battle. But maybe, just maybe, help is at hand. And it comes in the shining, mad-eyed, massively unsuitable form of Diana Ross. That's right. Michael Jackson stated in his will that if his mother is unable to look after his kids, then Diana Ross - his co-star in The Wiz - should. And if she can't, then the giant plasticine rabbit from Moonwalker should. Probably.
Michael Jackson's kids must be going through a horrific time at the moment - their dad has just died, after all. Worse still, it looks like they're going to be at the centre of a confusing, emotionally-exhausting custody battle. But maybe, just maybe, help is at hand. And it comes in the shining, mad-eyed, massively unsuitable form of Diana Ross. That's right. Michael Jackson stated in his will that if his mother is unable to look after his kids, then Diana Ross - his co-star in The Wiz - should. And if she can't, then the giant plasticine rabbit from Moonwalker should. Probably.
