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Marcia Cross Nude – Desperate Housewife Goes Full Frontal (21 PICS)

Marcia Cross is mostly known for her roles in popular 1980s sitcoms and for the fact that she often doesn’t wear makeup outdoors.

She began her early career with supporting roles in The Edge of Night, The Last Days of Frank, and Jesse James. By the 1990s, she was stuffed into every sitcom that can be imagined. She had roles in Cheers, Boy Meets World, Spin City, Seinfeld, and Ally McBeal.

In more recent years, she had the hit role of Bree Van de Kamp in Desperate Housewives. Since playing a guest role in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, she hasn’t really emerged back into Hollywood.

Teri Hatcher Nude – We Just Can’t Stop Looking at Her! (135 PICS)

In the 90s, Teri Hatcher starred alongside Dean Cain in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, a show where she played the sexiest version of Lois Lane to date. Complete with cleavage, lingerie and her sexy long legs.

She launched a comeback years later with a starring role on ABC’s breakout hit, Desperate Housewives, a show which asked the thought-provoking question of “which one do you think is hottest?” Since the show’s ending, Hatcher has had a recurring role on “Supergirl” as Rhea (Queen of Daxam).

Days After Flashing Her Muff, Eva Longoria Earns Her Graduate Degree

May 24th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Eva Longoria has been in the news a lot in the last week for two quite divergent, yet?equally significant?events.?First, she gave the world a nice view of her muff?at the?Cannes Film Festival over the?weekend.

It was unintentional of course … she was hiking up her dress to avoid dunking the hem in a puddle … but there it was in all its glory. Then, while the world was still busy oogling her vagina, she earned a graduate degree.

Needless to say, Eva?probably feels somewhat more pride in?the latter accomplishment.?And it is an impressive feat. This is not one of those bullshit honorary degrees that celebs are constantly having thrown at them.?Eva graduated from Cal State University, Northridge with a Master’s Degree in Chicano Studies.

Victoria Beckham To Allow That Monster Eva Longoria To Be Godmother

June 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Victoria Beckham is having a baby and we’re supposed to give a flying fuck. No, we are. See, even though we won’t ever meet her, like anything she does or indeed, show even the vaguest flicker of interest in her vapid life, we must greet her new child with ticker tape. And hand grenades if you like.

We just don’t care.

We also don’t care that Posh Spice, which we’ll call her because it invariably irritates her, has asked stupid Eva Longoria to be the Godmother of her unborn daughter. A daughter that will, like all newborn babies, will look like a cross between a glans and a close-up of a tick.

You’ll Cry Yourself To Sleep When You Hear That Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Have Got Divorced

January 31st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Oh Jesus, Joseph and Mary. It’s over. It’s officially over. We kinda hoped that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker would somehow kiss and make up and continue to be that couple who people vaguely recognised… but no… their marriage is now officially dead, just like our hearts.

The pair finalized their divorce, despite thousands of people showing up and chanting “DON’T DO IT! DON’T MAKE US CRY!” through their attorneys in Texas on Friday.

And all because of some stupid text messages.

Tony Parker Was Dumped By Eva Longoria For Sending Saucy Pictures Of Himself To A Variety Of Women, Allegedly

November 22nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Eva Longoria is one of those women who always finds herself in Sexiest Babe polls in rubbish magazines. Therefore, it is safe to assume that the men of the world, by and large, fancy her. So, imagine if you were married to her… you’d be thrilled right?

Not if you’re Tony Parker. See, the NBA star allegedly had a roving eye and sent flirtatious text messages to a bunch of women, the latest being British model Sophia Egeler.

Parker has reportedly counterfiled for divorce against wife Eva Longoria, despite the fact people are muttering about his penchant for sending half-naked photos of himself…. or, as it is now known, Doing A Jason Manford.

Eva Longoria Confirms Divorce Via Twitter ? Astonishing

November 18th, 2010 By Paul Pencott

The remaining one in Desperate Housewives that you would still ?do? since That Quite Fit One Who Used To Be In Something Else But Has Now Left has absolutely excelled herself by trivialising one of adult life?s most traumatic moments in a ?tweet?.

Amazing.

A ?tweet?.

Nicollette Sheridan Hilariously Sues Desperate Housewives Boss

April 6th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Remember when Nicollette Sheridan left Desperate Housewives, and your first reaction was “Who’s Nicollette Sheridan?”

Remember that? And remember that, once someone explained to you who Nicollette Sheridan was, your second reaction was “Wait, Desperate Housewives is still going? That’s weird”? Remember that? And then, once someone explained to you that, yes Desperate Housewives was still going and that, yes, it was quite weird, remember that your next reaction was “So why did Nicollette Sheridan leave Desperate Housewives?”

And now we know. According to a lawsuit filed by Nicollette Sheridan herself, she left because producer Marc Cherry punched her in the face, then fired her when she threatened to complain about it, then said that he wished Teri Hatcher would get fatally wounded in a car accident. So, in short, Nicollette Sheridan left Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry sounds awesome.

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Folded:

In the Loop (more creative swearing than you\’ll ever need)
Stewart Lee (for having the stones to allow his recent awful TV show to air at all)
Vintage ice creams (good old Freaky Feet. Though spot the one that shouldn?t be there)
Laughing at people attempting to have a picnic in lukewarm sunshine (bet that tin of Frutini is transporting you right to Bondi beach, isn't it?)
gamesTM (far, far, far and away the best video games magazine on the market)

Creased:

This hair (belongs on a man who only ever wears black 501s)

Nicolette Sheridan Quits Desperate Housewives: Look Interested

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Nothing makes us sadder than when a woman we don’t recognise leaving a show we don’t care about.

So at the moment we’re pretty bloody sad. Nicolette Sheridan, the least-famous member of the Desperate Housewives cast, is leaving Desperate Housewives. We know, they still make Desperate Housewives. Weird, huh?

Anyway, nobody knows exactly what Nicolette Sheridan will do with her time after she leaves Desperate Housewives, but we’re pretty sure that if we all start chanting “Hatcher next” together in unison soon enough then it won’t be long before ABC is forced to comply with our evil demands.