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Kanye West likes to remind us how ghetto he is whenever he can, because we shouldn’t be fooled by the rocks that he’s got, he’s still Kanye from the block.
But Kanye’s ghetto credentials may finally get revoked if rumours of his latest business venture are to be believed.
According to some magazine we’d never heard of until now, Kanye is to launch a new line of designer silk scarves. Which, as we all know, is the fashion accessory every wannabe gangbanger has been missing all this time.
Models are a confusing lot, aren’t they? They won’t get out of bed for less than £50,000, but ask them to dress up like the remains of a missing child in a secondhand clown’s wig and they’re anyone’s.
And, although they’re usually slow to admit it, everyone loves looking at bizarre couture fashion show outfits. Of course they do. You might spend your days plodding through spreadsheets in a grim florescent hellpit, but at least you’re not getting paid to stumble up and down a catwalk in an eyeless gimp mask that you can’t even bend your legs in.
OSOYOU, the clever cats that they are, have seized upon this fascination with moronically impractical designerwear and have come up with a gallery of the 16 worst examples they could find. Truly, these are some hopeless outfits. Although, having said that, we are eagerly waiting for the ‘David Bowie in Labryinth meets a giant woolly tampon’ look to trickle down to Topman.
